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Old 11-07-2007, 11:12 AM   #1
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Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old. Well.. You'll Love This One.

My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My
First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which
Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired
Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd
Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way
Back Then?

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This
Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate.

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered , "in 1965.

Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat A*s,
Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-b***h Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:15 AM   #2
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:34 AM   #3
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