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Old 11-18-2007, 06:43 PM   #1
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DAD AT THE MALL

I took my dad to the mall the other day to
buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the
food c ourt. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man,
never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
so that I would not choke on his response; knowing
he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once
and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if
you were my son.
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:22 PM   #2
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DAD AT THE MALL

I took my dad to the mall the other day to
buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the
food c ourt. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man,
never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
so that I would not choke on his response; knowing
he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once
and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if
you were my son.
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:35 PM   #3
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:38 PM   #4
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Old 11-19-2007, 06:39 AM   #5
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That sounds like my daughter and I at the mall. That is probably why she won't go to the mall with me.
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