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Old 11-20-2007, 08:49 AM   #1
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Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making
her
rounds visiting homebound patients. When she ran out of gas, as luck
would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until It was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way To see a patient, she decided not
to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in
her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was
taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried
the
bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full
bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched
from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If
it starts, I'm turning Catholic.
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