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Old 11-22-2007, 10:33 AM   #1
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never
having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the
boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the
small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
to his son . . "Go get your mother."
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Old 11-22-2007, 07:23 PM   #2
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Old 11-22-2007, 07:48 PM   #3
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:12 PM   #5
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Bunnyman you must excuse drew he is still recuperating from wva. They were sorry to see him leave. They finally found someone slower than them.
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:31 PM   #6
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Bunnyman you must excuse drew he is still recuperating from wva. They were sorry to see him leave. They finally found someone slower than them.
Now that right there is funny...
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