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Old 11-10-2007, 05:48 PM   #1
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I heard this on the radio the other day, kinda corny, but it's all I got


Sitting at home one night the phone rings.
The man answers it and it is his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have been trying to get ahold of you, I have bad news and worse news for you".
The man asks, 'What is the bad news?'
Doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
The man says, 'well that's some pretty bad news, what could be worse than that?'
The doctor says, 'I have been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday'
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Old 11-10-2007, 05:54 PM   #2
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I heard this on the radio the other day, kinda corny, but it's all I got


Sitting at home one night the phone rings.
The man answers it and it is his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have been trying to get ahold of you, I have bad news and worse news for you".
The man asks, 'What is the bad news?'
Doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
The man says, 'well that's some pretty bad news, what could be worse than that?'
The doctor says, 'I have been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday'
I don't get it....
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Old 11-10-2007, 05:55 PM   #3
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I didn't get it either
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Old 11-10-2007, 06:00 PM   #4
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I do. He only has 24 hours to live and he was trying to call him yesterday and he just answed the phone. So now he has been living for more than 24 hours...
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I do. He only has 24 hours to live and he was trying to call him yesterday and he just answed the phone. So now he has been living for more than 24 hours...
From when?.....
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Old 11-10-2007, 06:29 PM   #6
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so is he dead yet???
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Old 11-10-2007, 06:29 PM   #7
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From when?.....
yesterday......
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Old 11-10-2007, 06:31 PM   #8
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so is he dead yet???
Dude.........how did you get 15000 posts?????

I'm averaging 3.5 per day for the past 18 months........
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Old 11-10-2007, 06:32 PM   #9
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Dude.........how did you get 15000 posts?????
hard work and dedication........
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hard work and dedication........
dedication maybe............................
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dedication maybe............................
Hey Jc I am only about a hundred posts behind you.....Slacker.......
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Hey Jc I am only about a hundred posts behind you.....Slacker.......
You're averaging over 26 posts per day!!!!!!!
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You're averaging over 26 posts per day!!!!!!!
I'll be at 15,000 by this time next year......
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Old 11-10-2007, 06:53 PM   #14
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hey its hard work waiting the full 30 seconds
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yeah forget it.....I thought I would have been at 25,000 by now........
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yeah forget it.....I thought I would have been at 25,000 by now........
26.47 X 365 = 9661.55 + 1718 = 11,379.55 all I need to do is increase my average by a couple more posts a day and I am there.....
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Old 11-10-2007, 07:26 PM   #17
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26.47 X 365 = 9661.55 + 1718 = 11,379.55 all I need to do is increase my average by a couple more posts a day and I am there.....
a couple more posts per day....I didnt relize you were going to give up sleep.........
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a couple more posts per day....I didnt relize you were going to give up sleep.........
I can post 2 posts a minute more if that timer didn't keep making me wait 30 seconds. I can post my average in 13.265 minutes....
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