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Old 11-12-2007, 02:28 PM   #1
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Talking Why married women should avoid "girl's night out!"

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the

door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed

another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such

a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with

him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12

cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem mad at all. Phew!!

Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed

three times, then said, "Oh. Sheet.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared

it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,

and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."




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