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Old 11-15-2007, 08:02 AM   #1
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While walking through San Francisco , Golden Gate Park a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the
tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the
heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped
his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With
this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck
happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the
ear and said, "This just ain't your day, cupcake..."
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