Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Monroe, WI
Sometimes you just cant please some people
>A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and
> >shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.
> >He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth.
> >The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a
> >leg of
> >lamb, please."
> >The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth there is a ten
> >dollar bill.
> >So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and
> >it in the dog's mouth.
> >The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to
> >close up
> >shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes.
> >The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts
> >the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits
> >patiently, bag
> >in mouth, for the lights to change. It does, and he walks across the
> >road, with the
> >butcher following.
> >The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.
> >The butcher
> >is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of
> >the seats
> >to wait for the bus.
> >Along comes a bus. The dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the
> >bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto
> >the bus.
> >The bus travels through town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog
> >gets up,
> >moves to the front of the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes the
> >button to
> >stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, and the
> >butcher still
> >They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house. He walks up the
> >path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the
> >takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes
> >down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the
> >door again!
> >There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps
> >on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to
> >a window,
> >and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the
> >and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door,
> >starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him.
> >The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What on earth are you doing? This
> >dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for goodness sake!"
> >To which the guy responds, "Clever, my ass. This is the second time this
> >he's forgotten his key!"