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Old 11-23-2007, 08:28 AM   #1
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Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:38 AM   #2
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Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:58 AM   #3
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Oh my lord, I know a few guys like that
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Old 11-23-2007, 05:16 PM   #4
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Old 11-23-2007, 05:33 PM   #5
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Now that's a big pea shooter........
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:02 AM   #6
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Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
6. They dont think the Cowboys chearleaders are hot.
7. They keep saying double wide trailers are not the Hilton.
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:09 AM   #7
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6. They dont think the Cowboys chearleaders are hot.
7. They keep saying double wide trailers are not the Hilton.
8. They put sugar on grits instead of butter.....
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Old 11-24-2007, 10:43 AM   #8
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:28 PM   #9
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they wantta take out yore Momma wife and babys with a ditry bomb
just where is that recruitin' table boys
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:32 PM   #11
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