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Old 08-23-2008, 07:20 PM   #1
TEN RING
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Default The hormone hostage

The hormone hostage

The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all man has
to do is open his mouth & he takes his life into his own hands! This is a
handy guide that should e as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other!

Dangerous:
Safer:
Safest:
Ultra safe:

What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Wow! Look at you!
Here, have some wine.

What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.

What did you do all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine.


And remember: money talks..... But chocolate rocks!!
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