3D Shoots......Smackdown.......Week 2

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 08:06 AM

WOW!!! What a list of shooters....

29 total! That is a new record. I'm really excited to see this thing growing. It is all about getting people out with their bows and enjoying archery.... and you people are doing just that. Thanks for the support.

So......here is this weeks list of bench sanders.......

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 08:30 AM

I'll be knocking out 2 shooters per end until I get to the final 10 just like last week. When you get smacked.....grab your stuff and shuffle over to the big 'ole pine slab. Bowhuntinhoosier and Hook 'em have be cleaning all night to accomodate the men and women brave enough to shoot this week. Make sure you tip them before you leave.....

Let me make this clear as well.....going out in the first couple rounds is not always a bad thing. You get your pick of real estate on the bench, you get first dibs on the snacks, and you get to rest yourself up for the next week.

I'm not going to say too much about these first two smackies.....I do want to tell eveyone else that if one of these two ever threatens to shoot you with a bow and arrow......find the nearest 5 spot target and stand in front of it...you'll be safe.....

PJMax · 01-15-2009, 08:39 AM

Wow I survived to round two. I would throw some smack but I know what happened in round two. Atleast it was fun to make it through round one.

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PJMax

Wow I survived to round two. I would throw some smack but I know what happened in round two. Atleast it was fun to make it through round one.

If you want a chance to talk smack before you get sat.....I can hold off on posting round 2 for a few minutes......

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 08:55 AM

OK....times up .....PJMax and SandSquid.....please head down range.....pull your arrows from your neighbors target......and report to the pine....

JDX-- · 01-15-2009, 08:58 AM

I wonder who’s bring ‘in the donuts this week Ron’s to busy with the steaks and all,

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JDX--

I wonder who’s bring ‘in the donuts this week Ron’s to busy with the steaks and all,

As if they'll be any left by the time you hit the pine.......if you hit the pine.....

JDX-- · 01-15-2009, 09:13 AM

Do you think Ron would make deliveries???

xxSPOTTSxx · 01-15-2009, 09:15 AM

With all the smack firechicky brought in week 1 I wanna see her women up and deliver coffee

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JDX--

Do you think Ron would make deliveries???

The snacks and food are consolation prizes for us splinter bearers to ease out pain with. We have no pity for the starving archers that cause our rears so much pain week after week........

MOBuzzCut · 01-15-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JDX--

Do you think Ron would make deliveries???

Now if you dont hit the Pine you get the leftovers

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by xxSPOTTSxx

With all the smack firechicky brought in week 1 I wanna see her women up and deliver coffee

Give her a break........she had to work a 72 hour shift which only left 120 hours this past week to get her round in......

xxSPOTTSxx · 01-15-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

The snacks and food are consolation prizes for us splinter bearers to ease out pain with. We have no pity for the starving archers that cause our rears so much pain week after week........

Sounds as if u need a diaper Justin.

Gator eye · 01-15-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

The snacks and food are consolation prizes for us splinter bearers to ease out pain with. We have no pity for the starving archers that cause our rears so much pain week after week........

I did my best this week to make sure I didn't starve this week.

xxSPOTTSxx · 01-15-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

Give her a break........she had to work a 72 hour shift which only left 120 hours this past week to get her round in......

So were adding up hours now?

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MOBuzzCut

Now if you dont hit the Pine you get the leftovers

Speaking of leftovers.......

You may now head on over to the pine to start regulating the amount and quality of left overs the JDX will get to enjoy much later......

We had our first shoot out between two of our young ladies. Round 4 will have a lot of pink in it still. Thanks for shooting Icky.....practice up for next week....

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by xxSPOTTSxx

Sounds as if u need a diaper Justin.

Maybe band aids, but not diapers.....

JDX-- · 01-15-2009, 09:26 AM

That just figures

MOBuzzCut · 01-15-2009, 09:28 AM

I will go quietly

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:36 AM

Bowhunterj and Mrs. Squid. Round 4 ain't that bad. I should know.....I usually retire about this time every week. Save me a seat...I shouldn't be far behind....

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by JDX--

Do you think Ron would make deliveries???

I can working something out Im sure....

Ron

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JDX--

Do you think Ron would make deliveries???

Oh, almost forgot....
This week's menu includes extra thick pork rib chops, tossed salad and some cold beer.... With some BBQ sauce thrown in for good measure...

JDX, feel free to bring the doughnuts...

Ron

MOBuzzCut · 01-15-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronhop

Oh, almost forgot....
This week's menu includes extra thick pork rib chops, tossed salad and some cold beer.... With some BBQ sauce thrown in for good measure...

JDX, feel free to bring the doughnuts...

Ron

I will bring soda for the kids

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MOBuzzCut

I will bring soda for the kids

Good call !

Ron

PS, I'd rather be bowhunting too... Today is our last day. Too bad I have to work at 11:00, but it's 18 below zero out so I'd take a pass on closing day 'festivities' anyway...

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 09:44 AM

Come on Mr. Morgan... Post the next end to we can see you sit yourself...

Ron

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:46 AM

Well.......the bench just got a whole lot pinker......go get you some grub Elitearchergirl.

You made it to round 5 gamoboy. Isn't this format great????

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronhop

Come on Mr. Morgan... Post the next end to we can see you sit yourself...

Ron

Take that!!!!!!

firechic · 01-15-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by xxSPOTTSxx

So were adding up hours now?

oh... so you really want to count hours???

I'll bring tea... for us pine sitters but not for you!

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

Take that!!!!!!

Oh well, keep it up there man... You'll be seated soon, just like me...

The grill is fired up and the chops are a cookin...

Ron

SandSquid · 01-15-2009, 10:02 AM

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Thanks for shooting Icky.....practice up for next week....

Icky does NOT PRCATICE, EVER! She just shows up on Thurdsy night and shoots, stone cold.

At least Mrs. Squid got sat out after the rest of my crew…

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SandSquid

Icky does NOT PRCATICE, EVER! She just shows up on Thurdsy night and shoots, stone cold.

Sometimes that works.... Sometimes it don't...
Kind of like the old Almond Joy/Mounds slogan: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't !"

Ron

jcmorgan31 · 01-15-2009, 10:11 AM

Funny how things work out sometimes......Wheely......you wanted out by round 6.......your wish is our command.........

And archerykid....you made it halfway. Quite an accomplishment these days with all these pro types gracing us with their presence.....

Make sure you tell Ron he looks nice in his apron....

Gator eye · 01-15-2009, 10:14 AM

Come on guys.....give it up for Justin...

Round 6 and he's still in, got's to be some sort of a record.

Ronhop · 01-15-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

Funny how things work out sometimes......Wheely......you wanted out by round 6.......your wish is our command.........

And archerykid....you made it halfway. Quite an accomplishment these days with all these pro types gracing us with their presence.....

Make sure you tell Ron he looks nice in his apron....

I do look nice in my apron...

Ron