The belated.....late....behind schedule....tardy....where ya been..Week 3 Smack Down!

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 08:18 AM

Well.....I'm back to my real job so I have 12 hours to sit here in front of my computer.....not feeling 100% still.....but what else am I gonna do????

Work????

Anyway......for all you that take so much pride in sending your poor MC to the pine.......you'll have to wait for week 4......no score from me this week.....after all....I was gonna shoot my score wednesday....but there is no range at the hospital ER.....

Soooo....here we go with week 3's shooters....

JDX-- · 01-26-2009, 08:36 AM

Sweet a nice group again – Bench time here we go!!!!!!! Good Luck everyone

PJMax · 01-26-2009, 08:38 AM

Welcome back JC.

Ronhop · 01-26-2009, 08:44 AM

Yeah JC, even though you will not have the opportunity to feel the pine this week we're all still glad you're back...

Ron

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 08:44 AM

I'm really happy to see our newer archers sticking with us and continuing to shoot. I hope that this league serves as a motivating tool and not something that discourages. The shooters here shooting good scores do so, more than likely, because they have taken the time and put forth the effort to practice. That is what this league is about.

Having said that.....diamonarchergirl and soldiermom.....I'm still gonna find an "X" and stand if front of it if you should ever decide to shoot at me with a bow and arrow.......

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 08:45 AM

I'll keep my distance from everyone on the pine and I promise I won't double dip in the salsa.....

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 08:52 AM

Now I don't know what is going on there in the home of SandSquid and Mrs. Squid, but they should write a book about sibling love. Our two young sisters are obviously shooting identical scores so that neither beats the other. What selflessness! I bet those girls get along perfectly 24 hours a day and are a dream to live with. Tell us Squids....how do you do it????

Ronhop · 01-26-2009, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

I'll keep my distance from everyone on the pine and I promise I won't double dip in the salsa.....

You better not double dip or or else we will bring the pine to YOU.... You sick boy you...

Ron

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 08:57 AM

Round 3 gamoboy.....keep on keepin on my friend.

It wasn't Sandsquid's fault he pulled an arrow this end. He had to rush to the pine and separate his girls......they were throwing down over the last chocolate doughnut......

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:05 AM

ATTENTION ON THE RANGE........ATTENTION ON THE RANGE!

PJMax and bowhunterj please report to the pine bench of pain.....we have 2 splinters reserved for you there.....

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:11 AM

Wheely..........you probably need to get back to quiver building anyway....I feel your pain.

Elitearchergirl......regardless of the round you went down in......like me....you have ensured no one really noticed because your equipment looks sooooo good.....

PJMax · 01-26-2009, 09:13 AM

Ouch that arrow missed to paper and hit me in the Bu##! Made it to round 4 this week.

Shot my first 3d round yesterday, cold here in northern okla but didn't loose or break and arrow and actually hit 28 of 30 target bodies. Considered it a good learning experience. Next month I'll move back past 5 yards - ha!

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:20 AM

Looks like Ron gets to send firechica to the pine this week.....did you forget to shoot an arrow that round???

Made it to round 6 mobuzzcut.......looks like you are improving......enjoy it while you can......I got a feeling something pink is gonna be whippin you one of these days....

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PJMax

Ouch that arrow missed to paper and hit me in the Bu##! Made it to round 4 this week.

Shot my first 3d round yesterday, cold here in northern okla but didn't loose or break and arrow and actually hit 28 of 30 target bodies. Considered it a good learning experience. Next month I'll move back past 5 yards - ha!

Nothin wrong with shooting from 1 yard.....taking baby steps is a great technique......

xxSPOTTSxx · 01-26-2009, 09:24 AM

Glad ur back JCM

PJMax · 01-26-2009, 09:27 AM

Actually they let me shoot from where I was comfortable. I was walking around with a guy shooting traditional so I shot from his spot or a little back from there. I was happy.

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:31 AM

Mrs. Squid.......you are shooting great for someone as new to this game as you are......keep up the awesome shooting..

Chili.......you are turning in some great scores as well. I think you've improved every year.

However.......hope you both brought tweezers.......off you go......

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:38 AM

Well...I'd say we are down to the shooters that don't miss the "X" very often.....but......Ron and Wassaw are still in the mix......

Lets send one to the pine......come on down Ron......at least you whipped the firechic.....

Nice shootin again this week Hawkins.......28s just don't fly this far in......

Come on over.......the food and drink are delicious and feel free to throw your chicken bones and ice at the remaining shooters......

J.C. · 01-26-2009, 09:40 AM

nice shooting, Ron....

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by J.C.

nice shooting, Ron....

You been too excited about the Steelers to hold steady and shoot a round or what???

J.C. · 01-26-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

You been too excited about the Steelers to hold steady and shoot a round or what???

yes, that's exactly what happened....

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:45 AM

Finally have our first shootoff. The pink bunny came back with a perfect 30 and sent WASSAW to the pine.

Now.....we are down to the shooters that don'e miss the X very much....

We now have our final 10. Great shooting to you 10 and good luck......

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:51 AM

Had a 10 way shoot off this time......

Took 3 arrows to knock Little Bow Peep out and send her to the pine. Nice shootin once again....I have a feeling you'll make it a little farther in week 4.....

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 09:55 AM

No shoot offs this time. "SIN" ERGY shot a horrible....awful....terrible....unbelievable..... piddly......4 Xs......

You need to practice more.......

xxSPOTTSxx · 01-26-2009, 10:01 AM

That PINK does fit Bman though

Ronhop · 01-26-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by J.C.

nice shooting, Ron....

Thanks.... BUT ! So close yet so far...

The food is good though....

Ron

jdawg240 · 01-26-2009, 10:04 AM

I just wish they would let me shoot 10 yards all the time!

JDX-- · 01-26-2009, 10:05 AM

A lot of great scores posted this week so far!!!

Great shooting folks

Ronhop · 01-26-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jdawg240

I just wish they would let me shoot 10 yards all the time!

Yeah, but you need to deduct 1 point per end for an appropriate handicap...

Heck, I shoot my rounds at 20 yards outside in the yard....

Ron

Ronhop · 01-26-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by xxSPOTTSxx

That PINK does fit Bman though

Right on !

Ron

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 10:11 AM

And we come to the end of our normal.....end by end...sit down. Bunny's 29 has sent him to the pine.....I think all the pink is gone now. Nice shooting Bman.

As you can see....we had a perfect score this week. jdawg was an X destroying machine. Will he reveal the secret to his success????? Tune in to find out......

jdawg240 · 01-26-2009, 10:12 AM

I need all the handicap I can get

dont get your hopes up I was shooting at 10 yards in my basement.....

Ronhop · 01-26-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jdawg240

I need all the handicap I can get

dont get your hopes up I was shooting at 10 yards in my basement.....

SECRET REVEALED !

Justin, you need to change the rules. We all need to shoot from 10 yards in our basements....

Nice shootin dawg

Ron

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 10:16 AM

No dice this week again because I have the memory of a piece of pine bark mulch....so back the random number generator (or Randy as I've dubbed him) for our random numbers this week.

Randy's first number is 7.

Not a good end to start on.......SEVEN shoot off arrows to sit one more shooter. 4 Xs in round one has sent UltraElite to the pine in round 13. Strange how these things work out sometimes.

JDX-- · 01-26-2009, 10:17 AM

Ron

Then would that be

+1 for 5 - 10 mph winds
+2 for 10 - 30 mph winds
+5 when shooting a 0 to +30 degrees
+ 10 for shooting in 0 to -30 degrees
Then a match for score for anything below -30

Good old Illinois outdoor handicap chart

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronhop

SECRET REVEALED !

Justin, you need to change the rules. We all need to shoot from 10 yards in our basements....

Nice shootin dawg

Ron

Nothing in the rules says you can't Ron......Won't be much fun though when I'm trying to do a smack down with 12 perfect scores........

Would everyone feel better if I put an asterisk next to him name????

Gator eye · 01-26-2009, 10:19 AM

Save me some dip....I'll be over soon.

jdawg240 · 01-26-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jcmorgan31

Nothing in the rules says you can't Ron......Won't be much fun though when I'm trying to do a smack down with 12 perfect scores........

Would everyone feel better if I put an asterisk next to him name????

I did not have relations with that 10 yard range

(in my best slick willy voice)

jcmorgan31 · 01-26-2009, 10:25 AM

Randy's next number is a 4.

Round 4 finds JDX and Mr. Bowtech in a shoot off. One arrow settles it and Mr. Bowtech is off to discover the wonderful world of sharp wood meets soft skin......

BUNNYMAN · 01-26-2009, 10:26 AM

NICE SHOOTING EVERYONE!!!!!