Why Why Why???

[BUNNYMAN]

is there $400,000,000 earmarked for CONDOMS in the new stimulus package???

4 HUNDRED MILLION??

thats a lot of humping right there......

something is getting humped on and it aint got a bit of pleasure attached......

[bullfiddle]

Well if I actually get stimulated there better be some handy....

[poorman]

That whole bill is a joke!

I bet that not even 10% of all involved have read the whole thing!

[BUNNYMAN]

a 1 billion water park??

are you kidding??

what a JOKE....

[poorman]

I guess they figure if they are going to screw us that bad they better have a lot of condoms..

[jbsoonerfan]

One could buy a lot of maracas with $400 million

[poorman]

Originally Posted by jbsoonerfan

One could buy a lot of maracas with $400 million

Now thats funny.

[BowhuntnHoosier]

I agree the whole thing is a bunch of crap. Condoms where the heck was a condom when a certain american woman went to africa and got pregnant by a crazy extremist. No names but read this:

Read all the way to the end



I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another
country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with
numerous women.


I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My
mother died at an early age from cancer.


Later in life, questions arose over my real name.


My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate,
reliable birth certificate.


I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was
widely accepted in my country, but

I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in
the public eye under scrutiny.


I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising
myself as someone who really cared about them.


That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I
embarked on a new career.


I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who
read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned
me as a child.


I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the
scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office
in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into
anything. That reinforced my conceit.


I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker
and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small
roofing tacks.


I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered
my ego.


At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I
was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every
opportunity to bash my country.


But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the
country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could
do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.


I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was
the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens
hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was
clinched tight.


I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.


I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional
path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.


I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could
change our country and the world.


So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the
downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the
Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown,
until after I became my nation's leader.


I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out
what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined
those people I associated with.


I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And
the world learned the truth.


Who am I?



ADOLF HITLER!


WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

[poorman]

I am telling you I dont trust this administration at all. He is already spouting off that the sky is falling unless you pass this bill. And that is a load of crap!!!

It makes me sick to listen to him anymore. When his four years is up the only thing we will be is deeper in debt and more dependent on the government. What a way to go

[BowhuntnHoosier]

Administration??????????? Bunch of tax dodgers.

[brokenarrow]

Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN

is there $400,000,000 earmarked for CONDOMS in the new stimulus package???

4 HUNDRED MILLION??

thats a lot of humping right there......

something is getting humped on and it aint got a bit of pleasure attached......

This will answer your question

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_PTqvyzwRg

[poorman]

I dont know who is more annoying. Her or obama!

[jdawg240]

Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN

is there $400,000,000 earmarked for CONDOMS in the new stimulus package???

4 HUNDRED MILLION??

thats a lot of humping right there......

something is getting humped on and it aint got a bit of pleasure attached......

Rabbit,,the libs have taken over the world. Its time to spend and screw the tax payers. That is their motto! Wait until next year when they raise taxes through the roof to pay for this crap!

[pred8er]

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

This will answer your question

She said that it's imperative because the state's enconomies are a wreck. Doesn't she represent Kommiefornia?, the state that is bankrupt? No wonder she is pushing this so hard.

I personally believe that when this package tanks, everyone who voted for it should resign under public humiliation and ridicule, WITHOUT BENIFITS!

[BUNNYMAN]

Originally Posted by pred8er

She said that it's imperative because the state's enconomies are a wreck. Doesn't she represent Kommiefornia?, the state that is bankrupt? No wonder she is pushing this so hard.

I personally believe that when this package tanks, everyone who voted for it should resign under public humiliation and ridicule, WITHOUT BENIFITS!

I think we shoul shoot each and EVERYONE of them........

[Redemption]

Day of the rope.

[Holy Smokes]

In one pictular culture we have a 80% liligate birth rate so maybe this would save us a lot in the long run

[duckslayer870]

It for all the Gov. officials for when they pass the bills they want so they can screw Jon Q taxpayer, i didnt see anything about lube though, so, its gonna get rough. Better bring your own.

[Carpshooter]

Never have,never will.

[Gator eye]

Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN

is there $400,000,000 earmarked for CONDOMS in the new stimulus package???

4 HUNDRED MILLION??

thats a lot of humping right there......

something is getting humped on and it aint got a bit of pleasure attached......

Because when the full impact of the package hits we'll all be out of work and there won't be much to do besides hump.

[frs123]

dead broke without a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of is where were headed......ill see yall down on the street corner trying to stay outta the rain when we aint got ............sure as hell aint the corner ccr sang about.