My support thread...

[Gator eye]

[Westy]

Don't fret pet the carton's on the way!!!

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

Don't fret pet the carton's on the way!!!

This has got to be a coded message !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

This has got to be a coded message !

This ones the Queens English for sure !!!Dead Set

[Carpshooter]

This is a top notch support thread , so it's just plain English here !

Now you know !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

This is a top notch support thread , so it's just plain English here !

Now you know !:

Did you know that the Australian version of the English language is regarded as the most pure form of the orginal English language???? We have been locked away down here for the last 200 years and haven't had our dialect purverted by others,a recent study was taken and 97.98765% of Language Proff's all agreed!!!They also found out that 99.234562% of statistics were just made up!!!

[Carpshooter]

Westy , up here in my small town at the local wayteringhole where yours trully goes for refreshments of an adult nature , we always start out with perfect english and only later on when the 300 + lb . bar flys begin to look good , does anyone even sound like using the queen's english !



Only in America !

[Gator eye]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Westy , up here in my small town at the local wayteringhole where yours trully goes for refreshments of an adult nature , we always start out with perfect english and only later on when the 300 + lb . bar flys begin to look good , does anyone even sound like using the queen's english !



Only in America !

You sure know alot about drinkin for a guy that swears he never drinks.

I'm just sayin.....

and what are you doing on the computer this early??? shouldn't you be at work???? I see you.....

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

You sure know alot about drinkin for a guy that swears he never drinks.

I'm just sayin.....

and what are you doing on the computer this early??? shouldn't you be at work???? I see you.....

I'm on vacation and going shopping today !

I still do drink NA beer , pop , water and such !

You are !

[Gator eye]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I'm on vacation and going shopping today !

I still do drink NA beer , pop , water and such !

You are !

That's like the second vacation you've had in a month..........not that I'm counting.

Where do I get a job like that?

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

That's like the second vacation you've had in a month..........not that I'm counting.

Where do I get a job like that?

Gator Eye , the grass always looks greener from the other side !

Well buddy , it ain't from your view !

Some here have got it good in life , and then there is the rest of us poor suckers !

[Carpshooter]

One thing about weekends and holidays is that Gator Eye is not at work while on this site and has to meet the approval of his better half ( who holds his man-card anyway ) before posting !

I still try to support him , even though except for that man-card thing has got it good !

Only in America !

hi , gator

[Carpshooter]

Today , on Black Friday , the great support ( known as top notch ) here will be delivered to you at less than half price , that's a 50% + savings !

Now you all know so let the support flow as I'm going to be gone , might not be all that crowded to shop !

You are !

[Carpshooter]

The support here is still available at the 50% discount , ending on cyber Monday !


You are all !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

The support here is still available at the 50% discount , ending on cyber Monday !


You are all !

Here's a hundred give Smokes some support on me will ya!!!!

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

Here's a hundred give Smokes some support on me will ya!!!!

On Sundays I give out the support here at the same rate as those TV preachers !

[Gator eye]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

One thing about weekends and holidays is that Gator Eye is not at work while on this site and has to meet the approval of his better half ( who holds his man-card anyway ) before posting !

I still try to support him , even though except for that man-card thing has got it good !

Only in America !

hi , gator

I'm backkkk..................at work

I don't have the internet at my house.........I live in the sticks and it's very expensive for me to get on the net, all so my kids can sit on facebook all night......not!

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

I'm backkkk..................at work

I don't have the internet at my house.........I live in the sticks and it's very expensive for me to get on the net, all so my kids can sit on facebook all night......not!

Guess you got to do whatever to make them boat payments !



PS . I'm not even mentioning anything about all them late model Hoyt bows that you got !

[Westy]

Help me i've done what you did a month or so ago and broke a tooth!!!! Now I've got a huge stabbing pain in my wallet !!!Would it be alright if I don't pay the dentist straight away???

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

Help me i've done what you did a month or so ago and broke a tooth!!!! Now I've got a huge stabbing pain in my wallet !!!Would it be alright if I don't pay the dentist straight away???

You will make some dentist a richer person !

Let'em wait !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

You will make some dentist a richer person !

Let'em wait !

He was a indian dude and told me if I didn't pay straight away he will have his cousins call me at dinner time for the next 6 years

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

He was a indian dude and told me if I didn't pay straight away he will have his cousins call me at dinner time for the next 6 years

If they are armed with Mathews bows , than you are safe !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Carpshooter

If they are armed with Mathews bows , than you are safe !

Not those indians Columbus the real indians from india,the ones with the free phones ,you know???

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Westy

Not those indians Columbus the real indians from india,the ones with the free phones ,you know???

but here in the good old USA , we only worry about those groups of Indians , as they never pout around and are calling all hours of the day , or even answering any calls we folks here might have !

[Carpshooter]

The support here continues 24/7/ 365 + and is still top notch , regardless of results !

You are all !

[Gator eye]

Snow storm of the year and we lost power for almost 2 days.

Now a good way to start the winter.


I think we only got about 6 inch of snow but it was wet and heavy snow that knock down power lines at will.

[longcut36]

dont know how it is were your at, but here the power co. quite clearing the lines a long time ago. tree limbs on the lines,right of way full of brush. this is to save money from the six raises they have had in the last two years.

[longcut36]

Originally Posted by longcut36

dont know how it is were your at, but here the power co. quite clearing the lines a long time ago. tree limbs on the lines,right of way full of brush. this is to save money from the six raises they have had in the last two years.

opps!!! sorry. I'm wrong about the raises. make that seven raises in two years. just read the morning paper. they have been approved for another raise. but to make it a little easier on us they are going to wait untill the last of feb. sure is nice of them.

[Gator eye]

Originally Posted by longcut36

opps!!! sorry. I'm wrong about the raises. make that seven raises in two years. just read the morning paper. they have been approved for another raise. but to make it a little easier on us they are going to wait untill the last of feb. sure is nice of them.

That job now pays almost as well as the post hole diggin.

[longcut36]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

That job now pays almost as well as the post hole diggin.

for the ceo

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

Snow storm of the year and we lost power for almost 2 days.

Now a good way to start the winter.


I think we only got about 6 inch of snow but it was wet and heavy snow that knock down power lines at will.

Glad it doesn't snow here!!!! If the power goes off how does your refrigerator work????Wouldn't your food get ruined???How friging cold does it get there in the thumb

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

Snow storm of the year and we lost power for almost 2 days.

Now a good way to start the winter.


I think we only got about 6 inch of snow but it was wet and heavy snow that knock down power lines at will.

The support here will still continue for you , just invite us over to finish off any adult beverages you might need to dispose of !

Heck you made it to work , didn't you ?

[Carpshooter]

Word is on the street that we here in the fine state of Iowa , are going to get some of that white stuff !

I might be having a snow shovelling party !

Hello , hello anyone out there ?

You are !

[Gator eye]

Originally Posted by Westy

Glad it doesn't snow here!!!! If the power goes off how does your refrigerator work????Wouldn't your food get ruined???How friging cold does it get there in the thumb

The fridge doesn't work.....but no worries it's plenty cold outside to keep beer cold.



How cold does it get in michigan..........



It's So Cold...

It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...

It's colder than a witch's tit!

colder than a whore's heart

It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!

I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

Refrigerators are redundant

Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
to women.

you light a candle and the flame freezes

your shadow freezes to the sidewalk

you have to break the smoke off your chimney

you have to open the fridge to heat the house

your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass

police tell a robber to freeze, and he does

that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan
to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.

people look forward to getting a fever

mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears

igloos come with a lifetime guarantee

You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted

The fire department advises you to set your house on fire

the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!

people were flicking their Bics in their POCKETS!

this morning that I saw one dog jump starting another dog.

my balls have became ovaries.

you'd have to jump start a reindeer.

I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!

when you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on!

when I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!

My wife made a pot of coffee. She set it outside to cool and it
froze so fast.....that the ice was warm.

if my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.

The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.

the snowman begs you to take him inside at night

that I saw a hen walking with a capon.

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands




The weather is great. My car won't start running and my nose won't stop.


We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada.
Can't we weatherstrip the border?


I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to
zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!


Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.

Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Cat's face stuck in the birdbath.

Normally, people get OUT of their houses when they catch fire.

Must keep driver's license on hand to look up sex.

The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe

Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names
in the snow.



You asked

[Gator eye]

by the way isn't it summer in Australia right now?

[Westy]

Originally Posted by Gator eye

by the way isn't it summer in Australia right now?

Yer the weathers lousy last week forthe start of summer it was only 68-86 most days with the humidity around 75%!!! This made drinking a real problem or was that stop drinking a real problem!!!!About to strip off and have a swim in the ocean now check you latter Westy

[Carpshooter]

Wow Gator Eye , you got it good !

I'm a fan of Shania Twain , as besides my better half and my Hoyts , she's the one for me !

I got my snow blower out and running !

I took the tomorrow off , as there were other slaves who wanted to work rather than watch any more of their relatives starve this X-mas season ( they are not archers ) .

[longcut36]

Originally Posted by longcut36

opps!!! sorry. I'm wrong about the raises. make that seven raises in two years. just read the morning paper. they have been approved for another raise. but to make it a little easier on us they are going to wait untill the last of feb. sure is nice of them.

damn. wrong again. make that eight raises in eight years. they have ask for another "small" raise before the end of the year. anyone have any candles they dont need.

[Carpshooter]

Originally Posted by longcut36

damn. wrong again. make that eight raises in eight years. they have ask for another "small" raise before the end of the year. anyone have any candles they dont need.

Yes , I have an extra candle , can you wait until one of my grand children's birthday is past ?

Remember you only get the best of the best top notch support here !

You are !

[Westy]

Originally Posted by longcut36

damn. wrong again. make that eight raises in eight years. they have ask for another "small" raise before the end of the year. anyone have any candles they dont need.

Why don't you use the ones off your birthday cake they should keep you going untill next summer?????