Happy Thanksgiving

MoSkeeter0311 · 11-24-2009, 06:33 AM

Thanksgiving Greetings

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

Gator eye · 11-25-2009, 07:51 AM

My Thanksgiven day

Stuff my face full of turkey,
waddle out to my box blind
turn on heat
kick up feet
fall asleep

Another good afternoon deer hunt.

ozzy · 11-25-2009, 09:02 PM

Happy Thankgiving Yall!

Carpshooter · 11-02-2011, 04:57 PM

Just wanted to start a new thread , but what the heck , just recycle an old one !

Holy Smokes · 11-02-2011, 06:24 PM

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Just wanted to start a new thread , but what the heck , just recycle an old one !

well how does it feel to be the 1st to wish us a happy Tday

Carpshooter · 11-03-2011, 03:15 AM

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well how does it feel to be the 1st to wish us a happy Tday

Just fine !

Gator eye · 11-03-2011, 06:46 AM

Your alittle early, your forgetting a bunch of holidays before turkey day.

Carpshooter · 11-03-2011, 04:24 PM

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Your alittle early, your forgetting a bunch of holidays before turkey day.

Hope you remember those days !

Gator eye · 11-04-2011, 07:03 AM

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Hope you remember those days !

Next friday is Veteran's Day.....I gonna hang out at the local pub and collect free drinks for my 6 years of service.

Gator eye · 11-04-2011, 01:24 PM

Ok I started early today......I had to buy the first three drinks but the next two were baught for me.......what a great friday's it's getting to be.

longcut36 · 11-04-2011, 02:11 PM

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Ok I started early today......I had to buy the first three drinks but the next two were baught for me.......what a great friday's it's getting to be.

how many drinks can I get for four years.

Carpshooter · 11-04-2011, 04:32 PM

I mean that if you total up my two years active ( am a Nammer ) , four inactive and then 12 years as a weekend warrior ( Iraq Era vet ) , that adds up to 18 total ! After all I rate ten different ribbons ( a couple were double awards so they count as one ) , am a officer at my local post and county post in the American Legion and a member of the VFW !

Yeah , an 18 pack of Coors NA for me !

Westy · 11-05-2011, 05:12 AM

Are all you guys Vets thats way cool,Looks like I'm in good company here

longcut36 · 11-05-2011, 11:17 AM

I have 4 years 1954-58 one year in Korea.

sent using my keyboard and two fingers

Westy · 11-05-2011, 04:03 PM

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I have 4 years 1954-58 one year in Korea.

sent using my keyboard and two fingers

You must be my fathers age he had the same privilage to serve in Korea

Carpshooter · 11-05-2011, 04:35 PM

There'sd alot of history here !

longcut36 · 11-05-2011, 06:05 PM

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You must be my fathers age he had the same privilage to serve in Korea

I'll be 75 nov 22. and still hunt,fish archery and other things. the lord has been very very good to me

sent using my keyboard and two fingers

Carpshooter · 11-05-2011, 10:10 PM

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I'll be 75 nov 22. and still hunt,fish archery and other things. the lord has been very very good to me

sent using my keyboard and two fingers

Congratulations on your health , as that's what's really important !

Westy · 11-06-2011, 02:42 AM

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I'll be 75 nov 22. and still hunt,fish archery and other things. the lord has been very very good to me

sent using my keyboard and two fingers

My dad will be 78 on march 22nd next year, his physical health is great but his mental states slowly declining onset of Alsimers they think!!!It's the onset of Alsimers they think!! It's the onset of Alsimers they think!! you have to laugh or you'd just cry!!!And he also says the lord has been great to him also.

Carpshooter · 11-06-2011, 07:59 AM

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My dad will be 78 on march 22nd next year, his physical health is great but his mental states slowly declining onset of Alsimers they think!!!It's the onset of Alsimers they think!! It's the onset of Alsimers they think!! you have to laugh or you'd just cry!!!And he also says the lord has been great to him also.

I wish you and your father well , Westy !

Just inform him that you will buy a Hoyt bow someday , and make everything right !

longcut36 · 11-06-2011, 08:35 AM

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Congratulations on your health , as that's what's really important !

I hope to live untill I'm a 100 and then get shot by a jealous husband.

Carpshooter · 11-06-2011, 06:52 PM

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I hope to live untill I'm a 100 and then get shot by a jealous husband.

I'll have to work longer , just so you keep getting your monthly SS check !

That's life !

Gator eye · 11-07-2011, 07:17 AM

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I hope to live untill I'm a 100 and then get shot by a jealous husband.

If ya got to go that's the way to do it.

longcut36 · 11-07-2011, 07:55 AM

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I'll have to work longer , just so you keep getting your monthly SS check !

That's life !

I appreciate you guys working your butts off so I can sat on mine.

also thanks for the raise I got. but I will see very little of it as my insurance will go up. all ways have when we get a raise. us peons dont need much I guess.

Carpshooter · 11-07-2011, 04:35 PM

Don't worry , as we will make it someday somehow !

You are

!

Gator eye · 11-08-2011, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

I appreciate you guys working your butts off so I can sat on mine.

also thanks for the raise I got. but I will see very little of it as my insurance will go up. all ways have when we get a raise. us peons dont need much I guess.

That trickle down theory sounds good but it seems there is never enough to trickle all the way down to the bottom of the bucket.

Pointer · 11-08-2011, 02:44 PM

What will you be thankful for this year boys??

Westy · 11-08-2011, 03:00 PM

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What will you be thankful for this year boys??

Their new best

and modest Mate
WESTY

Carpshooter · 11-08-2011, 04:52 PM

Westy the jury is still out

out on that !

You got my vote

, if I'm still a member that is !

You are

!

longcut36 · 11-08-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

I appreciate you guys working your butts off so I can sat on mine.

also thanks for the raise I got. but I will see very little of it as my insurance will go up. all ways have when we get a raise. us peons dont need much I guess.

hate to say this. I told you so. got the insurance bill today and it went up 27.34. they are like a bunch of money eating vulture's. waiting to find a dollar to gobble up.

Carpshooter · 11-08-2011, 07:05 PM

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hate to say this. I told you so. got the insurance bill today and it went up 27.34. they are like a bunch of money eating vulture's. waiting to find a dollar to gobble up.

Guess that's $27.34 less for some of the good life !

longcut36 · 11-08-2011, 07:36 PM

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Guess that's $27.34 less for some of the good life !

good life for some CEO.

Carpshooter · 11-08-2011, 07:42 PM

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good life for some CEO.

No doubt , guy needs the money for some nice X-mas stuff for his

misstress !

Westy · 11-09-2011, 03:23 AM

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good life for some CEO.

We feel your pain brother,this seems to be world wide?? what next a carbon tax,ohhyerr we just got that yesterday

pollies

Gator eye · 11-09-2011, 06:57 AM

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hate to say this. I told you so. got the insurance bill today and it went up 27.34. they are like a bunch of money eating vulture's. waiting to find a dollar to gobble up.

Didn't take em long to steal that money.

Carpshooter · 11-09-2011, 04:48 PM

I'm mad as hell about it too !

Westy · 11-10-2011, 04:57 AM

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I hope to live untill I'm a 100 and then get shot by a jealous husband.

Thats know good ,he won't get the chance to kill you slowly at this age!!!!you'll pop off before he gets the job done

Westy · 11-10-2011, 05:02 AM

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Didn't take em long to steal that money.

My daughter told me last night she was considering a career in organised crime
I answered her and said in the Government or private sector??? now thats

longcut36 · 11-10-2011, 06:26 AM

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My daughter told me last night she was considering a career in organised crime
I answered her and said in the Government or private sector??? now thats

Government. IF she gets caught she will go to a lavish country style prison.

Gator eye · 11-10-2011, 07:27 AM

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Government. IF she gets caught she will go to a lavish country style prison.

People in goverment never get sent to prison cause they made the laws so they can steal legally.