A slick old man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.