Goverment announcement
The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ####s, and gives you a sense of security while your actually being screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.
Enjoy 
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