A guy goes into an adult video store and asks for a blow up doll.
Clerk says, "Balck or white"
Guy says white.
Clerk says, "Blonde or brunette?"
Guy says brunette.
Clerk says "Christian or Muslim?"
Guy asks what the hell does religion have to do with it?
Clerk says, "The Muslim blows itself up."
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.