06-21-2011, 08:29 PM
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And thats no lie !
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
how bad it was and headed right down to the ......
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corner drug store and picked up a ...........
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06-22-2011, 06:37 AM
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#122
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Originally Posted by poorman
corner drug store and picked up a ...........
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a bible so I could find out what to do and
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06-22-2011, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Holy Smokes
a bible so I could find out what to do and
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he remebered that he couldn't read. He takes the bible to.....
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06-22-2011, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Gator eye
he remebered that he couldn't read. He takes the bible to.....
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a blind guy , who  can't even see if it's a illustrated
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06-23-2011, 03:23 AM
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#125
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
a blind guy , who  can't even see if it's a illustrated 
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So he uses it as a pillow to lay on while...............
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06-23-2011, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by poorman
So he uses it as a pillow to lay on while...............
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ants bite his ankles. He get some bug spray and..............
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06-23-2011, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Gator eye
ants bite his ankles. He get some bug spray and..............
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sprays all his deodorant (that bug stuff ) over everything including .....
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06-24-2011, 08:47 AM
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#128
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
sprays all his deodorant (that bug stuff ) over everything including ..... 
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his privates. And thats when he realized that he............
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06-24-2011, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by poorman
his privates. And thats when he realized that he............
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had to go cause IT BURNS!!!!So he ran as fast as he could to the..........
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06-24-2011, 10:07 PM
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had to go cause IT BURNS!!!!So he ran as fast as he could to the..........
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nearest cornfield , only to discovered that the corn is way too .......
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06-25-2011, 03:17 PM
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#131
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter
nearest cornfield , only to discovered that the corn is way too ....... 
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sharp on the edges to run through it with his..........
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06-25-2011, 03:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman
sharp on the edges to run through it with his..........
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fingers , but heck that bible will work and make doing .......
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06-26-2011, 07:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter
fingers , but heck that bible will work and make doing .......
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what he has to do a lot easier..... Now the hes bleeding from ...
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06-26-2011, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by poorman
what he has to do a lot easier..... Now the hes bleeding from ...
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from an area he can't see and now he has ........
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06-27-2011, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
from an area he can't see and now he has ........
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check out that lottery ticket , but he used it doing ....
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06-28-2011, 08:43 AM
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06-28-2011, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
check out that lottery ticket , but he used it doing ....
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the Zamba dance during his stay at...........
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06-28-2011, 04:38 PM
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the Zamba dance during his stay at...........
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Nelly's house of enchantment delights and championship  pole dancing , so ........
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06-29-2011, 07:20 PM
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#139
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter
Nelly's house of enchantment delights and championship  pole dancing , so ........ 
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He went back to the woods and started ................
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06-29-2011, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by poorman
He went back to the woods and started ................
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really looking for that winning lottery ticket , that he used ....
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06-30-2011, 07:29 PM
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#141
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And thats no lie !
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter
really looking for that winning lottery ticket , that he used ....
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as toilet paper. It has to be right over...............
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06-30-2011, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by poorman
as toilet paper. It has to be right over...............
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next to the human pile of waste , that was all .....
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06-30-2011, 09:45 PM
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#143
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
next to the human pile of waste , that was all .....
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beans and corn. I hated to pick through it but...............
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07-01-2011, 03:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman
beans and corn. I hated to pick through it but...............
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I needed to get that winning ticket . Cause I had ....
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07-01-2011, 08:16 AM
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#145
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And thats no lie !
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
I needed to get that winning ticket . Cause I had ....
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bills to pay. And the lottery ticket was gone forever.
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07-01-2011, 04:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman
bills to pay. And the lottery ticket was gone forever.
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It had been overly digested , but there's still the shelter ......
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07-01-2011, 10:08 PM
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#147
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It had been overly digested , but there's still the shelter ......
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that I can sleep in for the night. Then I need to head to ........
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07-01-2011, 10:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poorman
that I can sleep in for the night. Then I need to head to ........
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the plasma place and sell alittle blood to get money .........
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07-03-2011, 06:20 AM
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#149
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the plasma place and sell alittle blood to get money .........
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because I am going to need some new clothes. I ...............
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07-03-2011, 07:04 AM
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because I am going to need some new clothes. I ...............
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want to dress a fancy as my pal poorman , who ......
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07-03-2011, 07:53 AM
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want to dress a fancy as my pal poorman , who ......
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is the envy of sportsman everywhere. He is ............
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07-03-2011, 05:27 PM
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is the envy of sportsman everywhere. He is ............
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been incarcerated and now wears a set of them orange ......
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07-04-2011, 06:54 AM
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#153
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter
been incarcerated and now wears a set of them orange ......
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bibs to wear while hunting... He is awesome. And I ........
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07-04-2011, 07:11 AM
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bibs to wear while hunting... He is awesome. And I ........
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may someday be on the outdoor channel , hunting whatever in ....
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07-04-2011, 07:13 AM
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#155
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may someday be on the outdoor channel , hunting whatever in ....
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A place that allows me to use a spear. The is the...........
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07-04-2011, 07:21 AM
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A place that allows me to use a spear. The is the...........
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no doubt the fine state of Iowa , where celebs hunt ....
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07-04-2011, 08:06 AM
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#157
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no doubt the fine state of Iowa , where celebs hunt ....
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that a guy like him could hunt anyway he ..............
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07-04-2011, 09:55 AM
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that a guy like him could hunt anyway he ..............
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wanted , cause he'd never buy a fishig/hunting liscene anyway .....
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07-05-2011, 08:42 AM
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#159
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And thats no lie !
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpshooter
wanted , cause he'd never buy a fishig/hunting liscene anyway ..... 
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He lived off the land. He was a .....................
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07-05-2011, 12:18 PM
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Quote:
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He lived off the land. He was a .....................
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very good toad catcher. His specialty was toad legs fried in swamp water. Only no one would...............
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