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Old 06-02-2011, 12:49 PM   #1
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Default I have a question

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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I have a question
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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I have a qestion

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If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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I have a question

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What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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I have a question


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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for
them while they deliver the mail?
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I have a question

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As income tax time approaches, did you ever
notice...When you put the two words 'The' and
'IRS' together, it spells......................
'THEIRS'?
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