Advice for a old guy
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
He asked the trainer who was nearby "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said:
"I would try the ATM in the lobby"!!
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A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.
Enjoy 
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