Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes...
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."
The third, a California surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.