WARNING

TOUGH TIMES AHEAD
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar
warned Australia
that if military action against Iraq & Afghanistan continues,
Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of
Convenience Store managers,
and if this action does not yield Sufficient results,
Cab Drivers will be next,
followed by
BELL Customer Service Reps,
Welfare Office Workers,
Telemarketers and finally,
Queensland Doctors.
THIS IS GETTING UGLY

