This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front
There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is
married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff
"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an
excellent cook. "