guns

longcut36 · 02-28-2012, 01:09 PM

If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:

1) Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
2) Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
3) Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
4) Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
5) Never say "Ive got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
6) The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
7) The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win, ALWAYS CHEAT!!!!!
8) Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.
9) If youre in a gun fight:
a) If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
b) If you're not loading, you should be movin,
c) If you're not movin', you're dead.
10) In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
11) If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
12) You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
13) You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward to all you know.

"The meaning of your life is to help others

Westy · 02-28-2012, 01:49 PM

Now here's a guy with style!!!!!!

Carpshooter · 02-28-2012, 04:27 PM

I'm a shotgun man myself !

Westy · 02-29-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I'm a shotgun man myself !

THUNDERBIRDS are GO!!!!!!! I don't care who you are this is

FAB Carpshooter

Carpshooter · 02-29-2012, 03:01 AM

That's a Mossberg 590 , 9 shot , 12 ga. with a Red Dot site !

longcut36 · 02-29-2012, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

THUNDERBIRDS are GO!!!!!!! I don't care who you are this is

FAB Carpshooter

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longcut36 · 02-29-2012, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I'm a shotgun man myself !

didnt know you were a boy scout. did you get a merit badge in shot gun shooting

Westy · 02-29-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

That's a Mossberg 590 , 9 shot , 12 ga. with a Red Dot site !

Please forgive me but I have never seen a get up likethe one your wearing there!!!!Is it a Scout uniform or

!!I'm not trying to be a smartalex but serious i've never seen a uniform like yours What is it??????Nice shotgun wish the governmemnt would let me have one!!!!!

Carpshooter · 02-29-2012, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Please forgive me but I have never seen a get up likethe one your wearing there!!!!Is it a Scout uniform or

!!I'm not trying to be a smartalex but serious i've never seen a uniform like yours What is it??????Nice shotgun wish the governmemnt would let me have one!!!!!

Any knowledgeable US veteran would figure that uniform to be what it is , an American Legion ceremony uniform , the cap is standard American Legion !

Either Longcut isn't a member or he might be joking with yours trully , either way is OK by me !

That's why MIL wants me so bad !

Now you know and you are

v!

longcut36 · 02-29-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Any knowledgeable US veteran would figure that uniform to be what it is , an American Legion ceremony uniform , the cap is standard American Legion !

Either Longcut isn't a member or he might be joking with yours trully , either way is OK by me !

That's why MIL wants me so bad !

Now you know and you are

v!

no I'm not a member. 4 years of marching was enough for me

Carpshooter · 02-29-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by longcut36

no I'm not a member. 4 years of marching was enough for me

4 years , that's almost a lifetime to a 24 month active guy such as myself !

I did do 12 years weekend warrior later on , so I'd get my fill !

Now you know and you are

!

PS. I'm a 1st vice at my local post and the county adjutant , two officer positions in the Legion , this will be the only year for that !

Westy · 02-29-2012, 08:46 PM

PS. I'm a 1st vice at my local post and the county adjutant , two officer positions in the Legion , this will be the only year for that !

So Shall i now address you as Sir or Captian Carpshooter?????

Or just good old Mr Tracey??????

Carpshooter · 03-01-2012, 03:08 AM

Hey you , works for yours trully , mate !

Westy · 03-01-2012, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Hey you , works for yours trully , mate !

Sir sounds good?????

Sir

Gator eye · 03-01-2012, 07:29 AM

I'm not a member of the American Legion but I knew the uniform.

Although I ve often thought about joining.

I wouldn't trade my 6 years peace time service in the USMC for your 24 months anyday.

By the way Carpy, the MIL said your kind of a handsome devil in your uniform.

Carpshooter · 03-01-2012, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator eye

I'm not a member of the American Legion but I knew the uniform.

Although I ve often thought about joining.

I wouldn't trade my 6 years peace time service in the USMC for your 24 months anyday.

By the way Carpy, the MIL said your kind of a handsome devil in your uniform.

I hated my time in the Corps , until I was in Nam where I felt safe and armed !

Ask MIL if she wants to see me out of uniform now ?

Westy · 03-02-2012, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I hated my time in the Corps , until I was in Nam where I felt safe and armed !

Ask MIL if she wants to see me out of uniform now ?

All right now private pyle keep it in your pants!!!!!!

Carpshooter · 03-02-2012, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

All right now private pyle keep it in your pants!!!!!!

Always someone who has dirty thoughts , I ment that I got other getups to wear also , mate !

( this wave is for MIL )

this one is for the rest of yous !

Westy · 03-02-2012, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Always someone who has dirty thoughts , I ment that I got other getups to wear also , mate !

( this wave is for MIL )

this one is for the rest of yous !

I wonder if Smokes has worn his knees out

for you bunch of heathens yet!!! Comeback Smokes

Carpshooter · 03-02-2012, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Westy

I wonder if Smokes has worn his knees out

for you bunch of heathens yet!!! Comeback Smokes

I think good buddy Smokes has givin us up for " Lent " !

This wave is for Smokes

This is for the rest of yous

Westy · 03-02-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I think good buddy Smokes has givin us up for " Lent " !

This wave is for Smokes

This is for the rest of yous

Well what was that thing about turning the other cheek?????? Hypocrite

Carpshooter · 03-03-2012, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Well what was that thing about turning the other cheek?????? Hypocrite

I never realize that there was a time table on doing that ?

I know that yours trully needs a " Bible " now , wonder if the Mormans got any EXTRA ?

I'll still pray for you all !

Westy · 03-03-2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I never realize that there was a time table on doing that ?

I know that yours trully needs a " Bible " now , wonder if the Mormans got any EXTRA ?

I'll still pray for you all !

Thanx I need all the help I can get Here!!!

Carpshooter · 03-03-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Thanx I need all the help I can get Here!!!

Don't worry buddy Westy , as you heathens can count on us believers to sent the gospel your way brother !

I'll pray

like crazy

for your behind !

Westy · 03-04-2012, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Don't worry buddy Westy , as you heathens can count on us believers to sent the gospel your way brother !

I'll pray

like crazy

for your behind !

Man i love Guns!!!

Carpshooter · 03-04-2012, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Man i love Guns!!!

Me too , here I am in Nam ( 1970 ) with my M3 GREASE GUN !

Back in my defending the

from them there commies !

Westy · 03-04-2012, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Me too , here I am in Nam ( 1970 ) with my M3 GREASE GUN !

Back in my defending the

from them there commies !

Were we really that young once????I don't remember being that young ever!!!!

Carpshooter · 03-04-2012, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Were we really that young once????I don't remember being that young ever!!!!

I had to be armed all the time while in uniform , cause the word of my where abouts cause all them commie ladies to want to find me and jump my bones !

Now you know and you are

!

Westy · 03-04-2012, 10:50 PM

puke:

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I had to be armed all the time while in uniform , cause the word of my where abouts cause all them commie ladies to want to find me and jump my bones !

Now you know and you are

!

What are you

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Carpshooter · 03-05-2012, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

puke:

What are you

[

I don't

, and I was always used as bait !

I did it for my country !

Now you kinow and you are

!

Westy · 03-05-2012, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I don't

, and I was always used as bait !

I did it for my country !

Now you kinow and you are

!

Found the hoooche mummers daughter here the other day May ling Carp???? Do you know her???

Gator eye · 03-05-2012, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

I think good buddy Smokes has givin us up for " Lent " !

This wave is for Smokes

This is for the rest of yous

How come Smokes gets all your fingers and we just get one?

Gator eye · 03-05-2012, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

Me too , here I am in Nam ( 1970 ) with my M3 GREASE GUN !

Back in my defending the

from them there commies !

Carpy looks like he was a bad Mo Fo back in the day.

Westy · 03-05-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator eye

Carpy looks like he was a bad Mo Fo back in the day.

Mo-Fo

please explain?????

Carpshooter · 03-05-2012, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator eye

How come Smokes gets all your fingers and we just get one?

It's " favoritism " , as Smokes and me are " CHRISTAINS " !

Besides my " GOD " is the forgiving one !

Carpshooter · 03-05-2012, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Mo-Fo

please explain?????

And you claimed of to received your translater already , Westy !

They lied to you Aussie !

Westy · 03-05-2012, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator eye

How come Smokes gets all your fingers and we just get one?

Thats because he's getting a weeks supply all at once and you just get your daily bread,one at a time

Carpshooter · 03-06-2012, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Thats because he's getting a weeks supply all at once and you just get your daily bread,one at a time

You got that right , as it's a " Christain " thing and some here would never understand anyway !

Westy · 03-06-2012, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpshooter

You got that right , as it's a " Christain " thing and some here would never understand anyway !

Like Who?????????????

Carpshooter · 03-06-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Westy

Like Who?????????????

Like someone who no doubt was a spear throwing and lion cloth wearing islander at one time , like just yesterday , mate !

If the shoe fits , sandal in your case maybe , than wear it !

brother !