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Old 03-01-2012, 08:20 AM   #1
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Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. "Do you know who the father is?"




Prostitute replies, "Oh! For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:36 AM   #2
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Ohh Dear and I like Beans
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:43 AM   #3
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sooo your saying beans make a prostitute pregnant?
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Old 03-10-2012, 02:53 AM   #4
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sooo your saying beans make a prostitute pregnant?
Well were else do little ****'s come from????
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Well were else do little ****'s come from????

well now i didn't think of that nice one
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Well I just had a beanie baby, the little stinker sounded so cute
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When a Cow laughs, Does Milk come up it's nose???
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Old 03-12-2012, 01:11 AM   #8
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When a Cow laughs, Does Milk come up it's nose???
No!!! Thats why hey have 2 stomichs don't you know???
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No!!! Thats why hey have 2 stomichs don't you know???
The biggest Jokester on this site takes the wind out of my sails???

I always thought they had 1 stomach w/ 4 digestive chambers...

What kinda cows you got over there anyway westy?
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The biggest Jokester on this site takes the wind out of my sails???

I always thought they had 1 stomach w/ 4 digestive chambers...

What kinda cows you got over there anyway westy?
The 2 stomich kind I think???? For once I think I might be mistaken and you are right!!!Imagine that????
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