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Old 03-05-2012, 01:13 PM   #1
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Tell us what would your MIL do for five bucks then??????

Serious what would she do????
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I don't think that Gator's lovely MIL could see pass her bosom without slipting them puppies first and just look between them .

I still bet she'd only be able to see limited view of what's going on , but she is good at getting dollars around here in " The Tall Corn State " at the t-shirt contests !

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Tell us what would your MIL do for five bucks then??????

Serious what would she do????

SORRY. your to young to know things like that. lets just say you wont be able to walk for a few hours.
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SORRY. your to young to know things like that. lets just say you wont be able to walk for a few hours.
I agree , that children should only be told , on a need to know basics only !

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My MIL was just hit on by Carpshooter!!!She was so inpressed that she started doing Cart wheels !!!!!Carpshooter this ones for you Old Mate!!Hope you like judy?????


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My MIL was just hit on by Carpshooter!!!She was so inpressed that she started doing Cart wheels !!!!!Carpshooter this ones for you Old Mate!!Hope you like judy?????


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What are you , her " BOY -TOY " or what ?

At keast she knows the double wammey hand signal , that all of us " Christains " use !


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What are you , her " BOY -TOY " or what ?
At keast she knows the double wammey hand signal , that all of us " Christains " use !


She likes you Mate!!!! Your in like Flynn
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At least she's a blond !
And a darn sight horner than that tart you had your photo with from Mathews?????? The hunter Shelia you know mindy or something?????
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WOW what a hidden talent......I think?


Wonder if there are other muscles she can control that well?
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Im guessing yes i bet she could shoot a bow with that tummy


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Looking more like she could fletch arrows with that belly.
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Wonder if there are other muscles she can control that well?

in my fantasies yes
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What else is going on ?
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easy killer, this isn't that kind of a forum
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Looking more like she could fletch arrows with that belly.
I think she could strip those arrows too!!!!!!!!
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MIL could do it better , no one would even pay attention to her stomach !
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MIL could do it better , no one would even pay attention to her stomach !
Could she do it with her knorks??????? I'd even supply the Quarters to see that!!!!!
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Could she do it with her knorks??????? I'd even supply the Quarters to see that!!!!!
Maybe ! !!!!!!
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Is this a private show????
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Is this a private show????

no bring a quarter with you.
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no bring a quarter with you.
How about 2 Bits Old timer
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that will work.
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that will work.
Down under it would cost you 3 and 6 pence in the old days!!!!Like the 60's
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Is this the secret message?????
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Is this the secret message?????
Beats the heck out of me , as my decoder is not working correctly , I think !

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Yes it is it says who's decocer ring is broken and now i know!!!
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