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Old 03-18-2012, 10:07 AM   #1
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what should Westy do to get his mancard back.

1 cry
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3 trade his credit card for his mancard
4 admit he was wrong and she was right.






forget number 4 no real man would do that.

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He'll have to do number 2 than , as he has past any other way out if number 4 is a nogo !

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what should Westy do to get his mancard back.

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forget number 4 no real man would do that.



huh number 4 on my screen is blank
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Remember Westy is an Aussie and those islanders are a very different bunch of folks !

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huh number 4 on my screen is blank
4 admit he was wrong and she was right.
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4 admit he was wrong and she was right.
My friends down at my favorite wateringhole , after being told the deal here with him losing his man-card , said that if this guy name Westy does number 4 , that they will never ever speak of him again , regardless how drunk " WE GET " !

Now you all know and you all are !


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Hands up those who like Westy







See these girls all have great taste,what more can i say
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What are you doing , holding up that group of ladies in my express line or what ?





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There plenty for everyone , mate !


As there's more fish in the ocean !
Why is that
I always get Crabs then????
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huh number 4 on my screen is blank
I seem to be having the same issue.


Now West-T you just march right home, slam open the door and yell
'Women get your butt in here and fetch me a drink. And when your done with that you can fetch me my dinner."

That should get you your man card back.
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I seem to be having the same issue.


Now West-T you just march right home, slam open the door and yell
'Women get your butt in here and fetch me a drink. And when your done with that you can fetch me my dinner."

That should get you your man card back.
I think that maybe , but I don't know for sure , that Westy's better half ( known as his wife ) might be the wearer of the covenant authority pants in that home !

Might be wrong , but what do I know as a life time owner of my man - card ?

I'd like to be there when our buddy Westy tries to do what Gator tells him to do ! ..............

It might be by-by Westy !


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Shark , our lady moderator known as " WHEELY " , may not like your picture !

Guess we'll all find out !



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Thanks for all advice guys now she's moving back to her mothers!!!!Looks like that really worked???Now I got to ask my MIL for my mancard back!!!!
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If you go and try to win her back , can I have your new Hoyt , just incase you for some reason you just never return ?

I'd get that man-card back fron MIL before confronting your wife , but that's just me !

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forget it westy just tell her how its GOING to be!!!





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thats what i do to my woman.
Westy , you got to let inquiry minds know how a henpecked wimp lives !

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................:laugh :................
In a house like this, and I drive a car like this and what else would you like to know???? any other questions????? to my world
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has Westy got his man card back yet.
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I think that just maybe , buddy Westy is dreaming this stuff up !

Afterall he is bowless and may be for awhile , as I think it's a known fact that to own a Hoyt , you need a MAN-CARD !

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Yerr I walked outside with a Cammera,I'm the poor one in the family and now you all know
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Westy , old buddy ,your are not alone as yours trully is a very non- wealthy slave , which is the big difference between me and you ! I'm one of the working poor and you are one non-working type !

My last new bow was back in 2007 , my Reflex Caribou , now when was yours ?

Guess yours trully is the real poor soul here , must be why I drive a $300 junker car to work !

Now you know and you are !

PS. That Mission Menace was for my grandkids , as it's a 2010 !
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Westy , old buddy ,your are not alone as yours trully is a very non- wealthy slave , which is the big difference between me and you ! I'm one of the working poor and you are one non-working type !

My last new bow was back in 2007 , my Reflex Caribou , now when was yours ?

Guess yours trully is the real poor soul here , must be why I drive a $300 junker car to work !

Now you know and you are !

PS. That Mission Menace was for my grandkids , as it's a 2010 !
I drive a 2005 toyota to work and I'm still saving up for the petrol,anyone got a syphon hose and a jerry can ??????
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That's alot newer than a '94 Pontiac , that they don't make anymore and I have to use fence wire for repairs , because of no parts being available !

I still got my Man-card , Aussie !

That Australian Bowhuntintg Forum site is slow , no wonder you are not up to speed !




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That's alot newer than a '94 Pontiac , that they don't make anymore and I have to use fence wire for repairs , because of no parts being available !

I still got my Man-card , Aussie !

That Australian Bowhuntintg Forum site is slow , no wonder you are not up to speed !



It's a long ways to Iowa!!!! Oh you mean slow as in the people well we do things at 1\2 speed down under???? Remember yours truely lived amoung you heatens up there in the good Old and learned a few tricks thats why I'm the king here now
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I live with the good guys !
Sorry to here that!!
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Someone told me this was you ?????Is this true?????



Maybe it's the Gator Eye in his younger days????
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mate , that looks like an Aussie to me !

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Unlike all you so-called henpecked wimps , I showed my wife that I'm the boss as last Saturday while taking my lovely wife for a nice country ride in her 05 Chevy and as we were about 32 miles south of town .

Well , I hit the brakes as the vehicle came to a stop , as the electrical system started smoking !

I saved my wife's life !

The SUV wasn't so lucky , as my insurance will be looking at it tomorrow !

Here's a photo of my good-by SUV !

There was no great fire , but it will take a fortune to repair it's electrical system ( $ 5,000 + ) !
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