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Old 08-10-2012, 04:23 PM   #1
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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

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Old 08-10-2012, 09:33 PM   #2
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