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Time saver
I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.
1 gnat got in my eye 2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12
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03-06-2013, 02:48 AM
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Here's what I think !
Don't worry about it !
 Now you know and you are  !
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03-06-2013, 05:19 AM
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.
1 gnat got in my eye 2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14
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03-06-2013, 05:43 AM
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336762][QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.
1 gnat got in my eye 2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16
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03-06-2013, 06:44 PM
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Here's what I think !
Don't worry about it !
 
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03-07-2013, 03:24 AM
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Hang-on I mean 6 Sorry!!!!! 
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03-07-2013, 09:47 AM
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336763][QUOTE=longcut36;336762][QUOTE=longcut36;336749]I started one of these a few years ago on another site. it's a big time saver. enter your favorite excuse for when you miss. then when you goof just call out a number.
1 gnat got in my eye 2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me
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03-07-2013, 02:46 PM
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1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell!!!
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03-07-2013, 04:46 PM
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Here's what I think !
Why doesa yours truly look like the smart one here !
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03-07-2013, 07:11 PM
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[QUOTE=Westy;336801]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens
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03-08-2013, 02:58 AM
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Here's what I think !
It's ttt time !
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03-08-2013, 10:43 AM
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[QUOTE=longcut36;336811][QUOTE=Westy;336801]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21
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03-08-2013, 03:35 PM
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Here's what I think !
I think someone here , is hitting the sauce alittle too much again !
 
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03-08-2013, 03:44 PM
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1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off!!!
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03-08-2013, 08:04 PM
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Here's what I think !
Does any sane person ever read any of that crap ?
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03-08-2013, 08:23 PM
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03-09-2013, 02:58 AM
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A little known fact !
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03-09-2013, 03:19 AM
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And Who are you calling Sane????????
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03-09-2013, 02:18 PM
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Beings that you asked !
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03-14-2013, 08:42 AM
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[QUOTE=Westy;336826]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator
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03-14-2013, 08:45 AM
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[QUOTE=longcut36;337009][QUOTE=Westy;336826]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice shirt 24
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03-14-2013, 08:47 AM
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[QUOTE=longcut36;337010][QUOTE=longcut36;337009][QUOTE=Westy;336826]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24
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03-14-2013, 04:02 PM
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1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24 found out what a Brazilian wax was today!!!!!!
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03-14-2013, 07:22 PM
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Inquiry mind wants to know !
Who reads this anyway !
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03-15-2013, 03:43 AM
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Here's what I think !
Who reads this stuff anyway ?
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03-16-2013, 03:48 PM
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Just me and you!!!!!!!
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Am I missing something ?
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03-16-2013, 05:34 PM
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No 28 Gattor came back
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03-16-2013, 06:19 PM
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Here's what I think !
Only in your dreams , mate !
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1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24 found out what a Brazilian wax was today!!!!!! 25 Boss went broke so I no longer have a Computor to use!!!!!!!
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03-17-2013, 05:29 PM
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A little known fact !
There is no 28 yet , mate !
 
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03-17-2013, 05:57 PM
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[QUOTE=Westy;337124]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24 found out what a Brazilian wax was today!!!!!! 25 Boss went broke so I no longer have a Computor to use 26 hiccuped when I released
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[QUOTE=longcut36;337129][QUOTE=Westy;337124]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24 found out what a Brazilian wax was today!!!!!! 25 Boss went broke so I no longer have a Computor to use 26 hiccuped when I released 27 that funny talking guy playing with his didgeridoo distracted me.
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Inquiry mind wants to know !
Where's number 28 at ?
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[QUOTE=longcut36;337132][QUOTE=longcut36;337129][QUOTE=Westy;337124]1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24 found out what a Brazilian wax was today!!!!!! 25 Boss went broke so I no longer have a Computor to use 26 hiccuped when I released 27 that funny talking guy playing with his didgeridoo distracted me 28 who let that fart when I shot.
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1 gnat got in my eye
2 sun in my eyes 3 Carpy's after shave made my eyes water. 4 not use to shooting with shoes on (rednecks only) 5 I just plain out suck. 6 stars not align right. 7 Westy pet kangaroo bump me when I release. 8 took the wrong meds this morning. tie me to a tree if I get wild. 9 wrong release. 10 worried. wife found out about girl friend 11 worried. girl friend found out about wife. 12 Rage-it shooting at a cat distracted me 13 the bright string on Hutch bow distracted me 14 arrow rest loose 15 sight loose 16 need a new string. who makes a good one. 17 girl in short shorts distracted me 18 MIL dress fell off and now were all unwell 19 forgot contact lens 20 afraid that old Buckmaster bow is going to blow up and hurt some one 21 Fired the buckmaster and the string frightened everything off 22 worried about Gator 23 Pappy drop some dry ice down my shirt 24 found out what a Brazilian wax was today!!!!!! 25 Boss went broke so I no longer have a Computor to use 26 hiccuped when I released 27 that funny talking guy playing with his didgeridoo distracted me 28 who let that fart when I shot. 29 Are farts lumpy??
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