need a book

longcut36 · 01-19-2007, 06:37 PM

I have been thinking which for me is bad. what we need is a book with excuses for missing, losing and bad shots. the excuses would be numbered. then you could just call out a number and save a lot of time. like
1= dropped bow arm
2=punched release
3=insect repellent makes me see double

tek · 01-19-2007, 07:25 PM

#4 Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
#5 Dropaway rest stuck again, caused a low shot

STRO · 01-19-2007, 07:40 PM

#6 Tree branch came out of nowhere
#7 Jumped the string
#8 Hit my coat sleve
#9 Expandable broadhead deflected off because it was a quartering shot

Keep 'em coming

diamond-vic. · 01-19-2007, 08:08 PM

-my arrows are cheep
-i blinked
-my bow sucks

man guys this list could go forever!!

brokenarrow · 01-19-2007, 08:55 PM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy

Holy Smokes · 01-19-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy

15-hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17-thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist

brokenarrow · 01-19-2007, 09:16 PM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent

goldflinger · 01-19-2007, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holy Smokes

15-hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17-thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist

19- grunt tube I had around my neck caught the bowsting
20-bowstring caught on the hook I had bow hung on
(these 2 I heard from a friend to be true)

bullspotter · 01-19-2007, 09:22 PM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string

8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!

brokenarrow · 01-19-2007, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldflinger

19- grunt tube I had around my neck caught the bowsting
20-bowstring caught on the hook I had bow hung on
(these 2 I heard from a friend to be true)

Sorta related story...
Last August I was shooting a 3D with a buddy...first target, he goes first...I'm glassing the target(a boar) he releases and the arrow goes flying high and left...bout 2 feet over the pig's but...

I said what were you shootin' at?...He says where are my binoculars???

His bowstring hooked his Bino system...ripped them off his chest and threw them about 10 yrds...The next 27 targets were just 1 excuse after another...

longcut36 · 01-19-2007, 09:30 PM

19- strand broke in string
20- serving to loose
21- serving to tight
22-string streched
23-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
23-I have on the wrong glasses
24-I forget my glasses
25 I just plain out suck
26-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
27-I dont have time to pratice

goldflinger · 01-20-2007, 06:43 AM

28- I'm to stessed out at work
29-Just trying to scare that little one away
30-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up

longcut36 · 01-20-2007, 06:57 AM

31-release set to fast
32-release set to slow
33- this release sucks

longcut36 · 01-20-2007, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longcut36

31-release set to fast
32-release set to slow
33- this release sucks

34-gnat got in eye
35- bug on glasses
36-bug in ear

Lefteye · 01-20-2007, 07:10 AM

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1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string

8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
19- strand broke in string
20- serving to loose
21- serving to tight
22-string streched
23-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
23-I have on the wrong glasses
24-I forget my glasses
25 I just plain out suck
26-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
27-I dont have time to pratice
28- I'm to stessed out at work
29-Just trying to scare that little one away
30-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
31-release set to fast
32-release set to slow
33- this release sucks
34-gnat got in eye
35- bug on glasses
36-bug in ear
37- I gotta gat a hooded peep

Radar · 01-20-2007, 07:17 AM

I think I have used some of these before

longcut36 · 01-20-2007, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lefteye

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1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string

8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
19- strand broke in string
20- serving to loose
21- serving to tight
22-string streched
23-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
23-I have on the wrong glasses
24-I forget my glasses
25 I just plain out suck
26-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
27-I dont have time to pratice
28- I'm to stessed out at work
29-Just trying to scare that little one away
30-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
31-release set to fast
32-release set to slow
33- this release sucks
34-gnat got in eye
35- bug on glasses
36-bug in ear
37- I gotta gat a hooded peep

38-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 07:25 AM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack[/quote]
41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different

Radar · 01-20-2007, 07:33 AM

Man this is getting good, I said before that I had used some of these but now that I think about it I have heard alot of them used by different people.

Quote:

38-bug in ear

I actually had a Bee follow me around the entire back half of our outdoor range once. It had to be the same one I never stopped hearing it and he actually buzzed me a couple times while I was at full draw

longcut36 · 01-20-2007, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack

41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different[/QUOTE]
45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me

longcut36 · 01-20-2007, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longcut36

41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different

45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me[/QUOTE]
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.

Ronhop · 01-20-2007, 09:18 AM

Haha !
I went to a 3D shoot in Miscatine last Spring with a brand new sight (Trophy Ridge)... I had the top pin sighted in at 20 yards but the others I never had a chance to sight in before the weekend.

Haha ! I was all over the place. I only lost one arrow and broke 1 arrow though so I wasn't too unhappy. My buddies were giving me heck though since they didn;t believe me that I didn't sight in the rest of the pins. I was working on that thing on the fly... That was also my first real 'test' of an Easton ST Axis shaft durability. Hit one deer in the front leg and the arrow hit the steel pole that holds the deer up. Man, no damage, I couldn't believe it. The noise was really impressive though.

I laugh now but I wasn't laughing then...

Ron

Lefteye · 01-20-2007, 05:50 PM

45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me[/quote]
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
48- ...you hear that?

killbambidead · 01-20-2007, 06:22 PM

49- i dropped my cigarrete on my hand

my dad used that 1 once he had a burn mark to so it mustve been true

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 06:49 PM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different[/quote]
45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
48- ...you hear that?
49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
51-My bowstring musta streched
52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:24 PM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
48- ...you hear that?
49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
51-My bowstring musta streched
52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop

#53 Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

#53 Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....

Now that's a good one...

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:26 PM

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
48- ...you hear that?
49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
51-My bowstring musta streched
52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop

#53-Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....

#54-what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte......

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

1- Dropped bow arm
2- punched release
3- insect repellent makes me see double
4- Oops I forgot, that arrow always shoots high
5- Drop away rest stuck again, caused a low shot
6- Tree branch came out of nowhere
7- Jumped the string
8- Hit my coat sleeve
9- Expandable broad head deflected off because it was a quartering shot
10- My arrows are cheep
11- I blinked
12- My bow sucks
13- sun got in my eyes
14- too windy
15- hit my hand climber
16- boot squeaked
17- thought it was 25 and it was 33 yds
18- she was right under me fort to bend at the waist
19- The broadhead bounced off, must'a hit the shoulder
20- my peep turned
21- target was in a dark hole
22- sight pin bent
23. That was a huge buck!!!!
20- strand broke in string
21- serving to loose
22- serving to tight
23-string streched
24-this group I'm shooting with bugs me
25-I have on the wrong glasses
26-I forget my glasses
27 I just plain out suck
28-if I had a sponser I could shoot better
29-I dont have time to pratice
30- I'm to stessed out at work
31-Just trying to scare that little one away
32-Decided to pass that buck up at the last possible second, must of hit my release as I let my bow up
33-release set to fast
34-release set to slow
35- this release sucks
36-gnat got in eye
37- bug on glasses
38-bug in ear
39- I gotta gat a hooded peep
40-for rednecks,should'nt have drink that 6 pack
41-My cell phone rang
42-the arrow nock musta been cracked
43- the point was loose
44-I couldn't find my regular release, this is my backup and its alittle different
45-pro shop tuned bow wrong,I know it's not me
46-should have bought the other brand of bow.
47- peep creeped, musta hooked it on sumpin'
48- ...you hear that?
49- I dropped my cigarette on my hand
50- I'm not used to shooting with a jacket on...
51-My bowstring musta streched
52-This is my brother's bow I just borrowed it while mines in the shop
53-Damb Bowman and his god damb pink bow any way.....that thing is distracting.....
54-what the heck was that explosion???? Oh it was just a bowte......

55-The glare off that guys head was blinding me

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

55-The glare off that guys head was blinding me

56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????

57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

56- oh you wanted me to kill that one????

HAHAHAHA...That's hilarious...

59- What???That is what I was aiming at...

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

HAHAHAHA...That's hilarious...

57- What???That is what I was aiming at...

read before posting.....I already used that number now fix it!!!!

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

read before posting.....I already used that number now fix it!!!!

Already fixed...You just post sooo fast...

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

Already fixed...You just post sooo fast...

so fast or so much????

brokenarrow · 01-20-2007, 07:38 PM

60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenarrow

HAHAHAHA...That's hilarious...

59- What???That is what I was aiming at...

60-damb WB......

BUNNYMAN · 01-20-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

60-damb WB......

come on guys its been along time.....

Lefteye · 01-20-2007, 08:23 PM

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60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light

Lefteye · 01-20-2007, 08:50 PM

57- I am a lover not a killer....
58- I was just educating the wildlife.....now can I have a teachers salary??
59- What???That is what I was aiming at...
60- The way the targets standing it's impossible to hit the score rings at this angle...
61- was that you?
62 - my pins are too bright/ dark - depending on the light
63- Ohhh nooo ! It's happenening again!