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Old 07-12-2013, 07:02 AM   #1
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.I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
.When chemists die, they barium.
.Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
.I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
.How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
.I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
.This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.
.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
.I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words .
.They told me I had type A blood,
but it was a type-O.
.A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
.PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
.Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
.Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory--
I hope there's no pop quiz.
.The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
.The old man didn't like his beard at first.
Then it grew on him.
.Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job...
because she couldn't control her pupils?
.When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
.What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
.Broken pencils are pointless.
.What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
.England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool .
.I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest.
.All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.
.I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
.Velcro - what a rip off!
.Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
.Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
.Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
.I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I'm not so sure.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:16 AM   #2
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not funny............................................. ..............
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Old 07-18-2013, 04:51 PM   #3
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We'll looky here talk of the snake in the Grass and he shall appear!!!!Here he is folks the BulllShiit artist of the year Rutnut~!!!!!! Hows the Boat Mate???????
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Old 07-18-2013, 07:54 PM   #4
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So that's your so called hunting buddy???..... I heard Smokes was looking for a new hunting partner maybe you should introduce him................................
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Old 07-19-2013, 02:27 AM   #5
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dude don,t no what the hell your tallking about just said thats not one of your best jokes!:

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Old 07-19-2013, 09:16 PM   #6
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dude don,t no what the hell your tallking about just said thats not one of your best jokes!:



You'r not his mate that tried to bugger up his hunting spot??............
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:39 PM   #7
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iam sick of this guy westy thinking iam this other guy from onther bowhunting forum.he is just not normal..............if he keeps it up i will have hime removed from this forum.
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Old 07-21-2013, 04:38 AM   #8
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iam sick of this guy westy thinking iam this other guy from onther bowhunting forum.he is just not normal..............if he keeps it up i will have hime removed from this forum.
You will have him, removed? Lol
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:04 PM   #9
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You will have him, removed? Lol



Watch out your next.......LOL......................
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Old 08-09-2013, 08:00 PM   #10
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Easy now don't make me pull this forum over.
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