Originally Posted by Dredly
I gotta admit, getting the preacher hammered may be the only way I could stand a whole sermon! Maybe at the R100 you can bless our arrows
Notthing gits by you huh? WOW... Could you imagine smokes up at the pulpit lit up on some shine?
"Ummm... yeah.... Bless y'all and the starvin pygmies, hiccup, yeah, bless Dreds arrows... Praise cheese, I mean Jesus, amen. Go home!"
You got me thinking back to my catholic days when you could tell that the Monsignior was tappin the sacred wine, just a weeeee too much. Damn Irish Catholics... now that there is a dangerous blend.
"Lord, I apologize for talking bout drunk catholic monisgnors and smokes gettin all liquored up before his sermon and be with the starvin pygmies down there in New Guinea, Amen"
Yup, I think I am seeing a VERY WARM afterlife....