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Old 04-03-2007, 09:17 PM   #1
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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beertits," he said
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:21 PM   #3
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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beertits," he said
Now thats funny,but you gotta find a name for that monkey,he's a member to.
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Old 04-03-2007, 11:20 PM   #4
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That was funny.

Dude, congrats and your jokes rawk man.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:45 AM   #5
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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beertits," he said
Well nice to meet you my name is "Archerydonut"
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