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Old 04-17-2007, 08:00 AM   #1
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Default Im in tears right now, I hope I dont get yelled at 4 this 1

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the centre line back there. Can I see your registration please?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.
She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out. This time, he's in his B-day suit and is "HAPPY"
The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no... not the Breathalyzer test again!"
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:25 PM   #2
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That is hilarious, but not don't want that picture stuck in my head all day.
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Should've been that No~ No smiley

i am glad my wife don't look at this stuff
I am not lookin at anymore. whew that's too raunchy for me.
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Should've been that No~ No smiley

i am glad my wife don't look at this stuff
I am not lookin at anymore. whew that's too raunchy for me.
but it was funny....
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[QUOTE=BOWMAN;36620]but it was funny....:noid

Kindly reminds me of imus.


No offence NY Louie....

Us true Southern Gentlemen would never do that on a public forumn and a true Christian Southern Gentleman would not even think that.

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but it was funny....:noid

Kindly reminds me of imus.


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