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Old 04-22-2007, 01:26 PM   #1
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Default The redneck and the gorilla

A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of
> gorilla. Within a
> >few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
> difficult to handle. Upon
> >examination, the veterinarian determined the
> problem. The gorilla was in
> >season. To make matters worse, there was no male
> gorilla available.
> >Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
> thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
> >a redneck part-time worker responsible for
> cleaning the animal cages.
> >Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense
> but possessed ample
> >ability to satisfy a female of any species.
> >
> >The Zoo Keeper
> >thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
> >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
> to mate with the gorilla
> >for $500.00?
> >
> >Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would
> have to think the
> >matter over carefully. The following day, he
> announced that he would
> >accept their offer, but only under four conditions.
> >
> >1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her
> on the mouth." The
> >Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
> >
> >2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
> about this." The
> >Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
> >
> >3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the
> childrun raised Southern
> >Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
> >
> >4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta
> give me another week to
> >come up with the $500.00."
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
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Old 04-22-2007, 03:30 PM   #2
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That's just disturbing....

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Old 04-22-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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but funny as heck......
I cut things up and split them down!
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