The redneck and the gorilla
A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of
> gorilla. Within a
> >few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
> difficult to handle. Upon
> >examination, the veterinarian determined the
> problem. The gorilla was in
> >season. To make matters worse, there was no male
> gorilla available.
> >Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
> thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
> >a redneck part-time worker responsible for
> cleaning the animal cages.
> >Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense
> but possessed ample
> >ability to satisfy a female of any species.
> >The Zoo Keeper
> >thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
> >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
> to mate with the gorilla
> >for $500.00?
> >Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would
> have to think the
> >matter over carefully. The following day, he
> announced that he would
> >accept their offer, but only under four conditions.
> >1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her
> on the mouth." The
> >Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
> >2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
> about this." The
> >Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
> >3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the
> childrun raised Southern
> >Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
> >4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta
> give me another week to
> >come up with the $500.00."