A CLEAN religious one for Holy Smokes

[Southernfryedyankee]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[BUNNYMAN]

[BowhuntnHoosier]

Classic, I heard that one a couple years ago but had forgotten.

[Holy Smokes]

Originally Posted by nylouie516

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

+Now that'll preach.
I can use that one from tha pulpit and everywhere. I love it!

[BUNNYMAN]

Originally Posted by Holy Smokes

+Now that'll preach.
I can use that one from tha pulpit and everywhere. I love it!

your gonna tell that one in church tommarow aint yeah.........

[Holy Smokes]

Originally Posted by BOWMAN

your gonna tell that one in church tommarow aint yeah.........

I can't wit ta tell tha Rosebud that'un in tha am.

Yup We'll be gitten things on tha light side early with tha un(one)