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Old 05-05-2007, 05:34 PM   #1
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Old 05-05-2007, 05:53 PM   #2
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Classic, I heard that one a couple years ago but had forgotten.
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
+Now that'll preach.
I can use that one from tha pulpit and everywhere. I love it!
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:06 PM   #5
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+Now that'll preach.
I can use that one from tha pulpit and everywhere. I love it!
your gonna tell that one in church tommarow aint yeah.........
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your gonna tell that one in church tommarow aint yeah.........
I can't wit ta tell tha Rosebud that'un in tha am.

Yup We'll be gitten things on tha light side early with tha un(one)
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