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Old 05-08-2007, 07:49 PM   #1
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Default What do deer think. I DO NOT know if this is true. it came in an email

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bowhunter, was being
interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion
came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked Ted,
"What do you think is the last thought in the head of
a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my
friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my
brother?'"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of
thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to
eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run
fast enough to get away. They are very much like the
French."
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Old 05-08-2007, 07:56 PM   #2
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Gotta love Uncle Ted...

I hope it is true...
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:30 PM   #3
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I thought I was german, I'll have to check my family tree cause it seems like I may be french.
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oh lord......thats almost as funny as the original post.....
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Now that's funny...
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If it were only true.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:52 PM   #7
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I'm part "French" Canadien... 2/3rds! Would explain a lot!
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:59 PM   #8
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I'm part "French" Canadien... 2/3rds! Would explain a lot!
tip toeing thru the tulips do you????
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Thats ole Uncle Ted for ya. Always sayin what he is thinkin.
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i got a cousin in law twice removed thats french does that count???
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i got a cousin in law twice removed thats french does that count???
I think your high on brake fluid......
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