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06-06-2007, 09:16 AM
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Osama
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With a blink of t he Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state. "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.. The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?" The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof! WORLD PEACE !! 
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06-10-2007, 03:28 PM
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I'm not going to touch that one. That rates up there with Hillary and the border problem.
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06-10-2007, 04:59 PM
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I don't know about an La comic. I'm just an average Joe passing on some humor.
We all have our opinions and I have a good talent for saying mine. I just don't want to be offensive and get banned. Jessy Jackson still makes weekley visits to the BIG EASY to check on his people. I will say that some of us were hoping for a house cleaning, or at least 200 feet of water in the Super Dome on Aug 29, 2005. Living 60 miles north of N.O. Hearing the media gets our blood boiling. A little humor won't hurt anything. 
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Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it If you can read this, thank a teacher If you can read this in english, thank a soldier. 08 82nd Airborne, 29" - 60 lbs - 300 fps Octane Hostage Pro Octane quiver G5 XR .019 sights, Meta peep Sims S-coil Carbon Force Radial X-weav, Rage 3-blade - 390 grn 06 Tribute, 27.5" - 284 fps
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#6
06-10-2007, 07:18 PM
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So Jesse still goes down for a photo op regularly. Not surprised.
My opinion is the only person that should live BELOW sea level is Spongebob Squarepants. If you live at the beach, the waves comes in. If you live in Kansas, and the wind blows, it's time to get in the cellar with Toto. If you live in a valley and it rains, go to high ground. If you live below sea level.... move away. Love the almost daily jokes you post. What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant? "I hope it's mine!"
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