One day while in class, the teacher asked who could correctly use the word definately in a sentence.
Susie raised her hand and said " the sky is definately blue". "Good try" replied her teacher, but sometimes the sky has other shades of colors in it.
Mark raised his hand next and said " the grass is definately green". " Good try" replied the teacher, but sometimes the grass dies and turns brown.
Little Johnny raised his hand and asked said to the teacher " does a fart have lumps"? "No""! replied the teacher. " Then I definately
my pants" said Little Johnny.