It was a dark and I had to poop, so, so I ran for cover and found a little rabbit hiding in a bush just waiting in case of needing to be used as a decoy for the big buunyman deer target slaying psyco racoon in the tree. Look at his eyes there red as ruby in a toilet full of fresh hot steaming doughnuts w/frosting and nuts. What was I going to do now thought the meager rabbit. What was my mothers maiden name? Wait I think it was ,was bunny, but I am leaning more towards foo foo, little bunny foo foo, hoppin through the doo doo......oh crap, this is a double post, sorry.....You broke rule number one
it's gittin' stinky now. So how do I fix it???? Cried little bunny foo foo hopin through the forest....A bear ran into the hunter who shot him dead!! when he came upon a crazy x girlfreind. What happens if your answering 2 different posts??? With curlers in her hair and a flower in her and a smokin' 12 ga. Where you been cried the big bad monkey eatin walrus as he stepped from behind the biggest shroom, snoop dogg was sniffin the backside of an ugly chicks rain jacket. When suddenly out of nowhere came, a cry of dispare from the one lonely hare, fare maiden HARE. Where did your box go? Shipped it to Sandra DUCK Tape covering the entire perimeter and right down the center of the top leading to the shaft of my big hand truck that I used in the mud pit last Friday, when we chased a? With a big cavity in the foot path of
Bigfoot's mother. Now where is this really going? Because you wanted me to slap the Bi-jesus out of the extremely old man with two wooden legs and An Obvious Case Of Boredom. i had saw him in the early morning light of coming at me with an axe. so I grabbed my bow and broke rule number 1 See rule number 2. As I consulted the rules I noticed Bunnyman was reaching into his pocket for paper and pin to change the rule to 12 letters becasue i dont know what to say so he could act like a possum with the mange and a pocket of change to pay the hookers for services rendered when they couldnt get none today. left for Nevada traveling thru canada on his way to mexico to have an operation for things that shouldn't be mentioned in front of his priest..........or foot fetish or was it his or his crazy ex=girlfreind because she has problems with E.D. ......and rogain, and also explosive flatulence after eating beans and rice tacos with fermunda cheese and chew spit night train and sprite ****tails. yours was funnier this aint purdy said the great now we are stuck in the middle of the redneck cop with a nightstick a bottle of baby oil and cowboy boots slung over the sheep that he was fence behind his house that, mine was funnier again cried the chief of police. maybe there is more to sheep than wool and what not. all of a sudden I heard a sound that would excite even the city slicker into running with a cat dead in the back seat. Something is starting to stink worse than bunnys scores during the middle of the R-100 while chewing on a Spamsammy that had been left out with Smokes doggy all night after drinking from the toilet that hadn't been flushed in at least a week after Bullfiddle had eaten whitecastles. until he hurled and vowed to never again to share his special technique with wheels about something that nobody else understands. how to put lace on except for the one and only but not last this time something is different some one stole his whisker biscuit and replaced it with a Trophy Taker SS 1 But sold it the next day to a crazy chimpanzee named Earl that liked special K and nanners. While sitting in his grandmother's rocking chair He was spanked afterwards, with a smile he, He began laughing because now he knows how Bunnyman shoots from the prone position while performing a Mexican hat dance. Wearing only his camo stockings and thong that he borrowed from bullfiddle himself before they Went to shoot spots at tha church house and he lost his way, because he was all bound up from pizza and sardines and honey glazed pigsfeet. so he stayed in the out house till things started ta come out alright and he then looked for the tolet paper and there was none,so He whipped out the sears catologue and started tearing pages out so He would not get his morning paper all messed up. But he sprung a frontel leak and soaked his new quiver that she held looking so sweet and innocent that we all knew was an read rule #2 act because she really was NOT, but it still made her giggle when it was noticed by, by the local minister that wanted to convert her wayward soul but could'nt reveal a secrete that five word limit. that would have help to Silence Hillary Clinton, but she had something to help with Bill's large cigar that changed our views on what we thought about labrador retrevers that smell each others butts and Monica in action under cover A blue dress that caused several people to hurl things. even bunnyman blushed when all the dna tests prooved 1,200 percent positive that he couldn't have been the father which was already the happy labrador, but in the but deep down in bunny (can I post that here???)you can try it text masking, this ain't AT. mans back 40 a snake a big, fat, long snake was making its way towards the man with no draws who was bent over picking a rabbit turd for a afternoon snack and then he heard what he thought was his compitition, Peter Rabbit hopping up his 20yard shooting lane. or was he spanking the rabbit , not at the beautiful, buxom blonde but just then he awoke and had to clean his furry, had to explain to his right hand what he done. bad hand he said as the whole time his bow sat there collecting ghost turds while all the bambies just looked on in discust and smiled knowing exactly what he had just snacked on and plotted with the bunnies to help release thier fellow captive. before he too was tied to the disapearence of BowhuntnHoosier who CSI Kokomo wanted for conspiring with bullfiddle to cover Bunnymans strange behavour at the begining of the Dear Wheely saying, "I Bunnyman am the one and the only with the disease unknown to Man and Bunnies" so now I'm asking PETA for a hairy tarantula to take home and train to sneak up on the man responsible for Bunny's devastating disease. A disease that hurts when he Sharts and wipes; however there may be some relief from the uncontrolable burning sensation that comes from to much tree bark in the rear. that's why you should always carry english muffins in your pants to soak up the Mexican food that was not completely digested, but instead......
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