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Old 10-20-2007, 05:59 PM   #1
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how do you know when you too old.....


you wife says "lets run upstairs and make love"...........





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Old 10-20-2007, 07:24 PM   #2
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I prefer to keep that part of my life extremly private
An old boy one time asked me I loved my wife. this was BC
and us Boys would gather in tha breakroom and talk about this subject and this ol boy stopped me dead in my tracks so I never ever have done it agian
Even tha more so since Jesus turned my life around and gave me a very beautiful and Godly wife.
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:36 PM   #3
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I prefer to keep that part of my life extremly private
An old boy one time asked me I loved my wife. this was BC
and us Boys would gather in tha breakroom and talk about this subject and this ol boy stopped me dead in my tracks so I never ever have done it agian
Even tha more so since Jesus turned my life around and gave me a very beautiful and Godly wife.
it was supposed to be a funny.....
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:39 PM   #4
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No problem Bman
Yore still a cool dude even if ya can't beat an old amn.
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:40 PM   #5
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so what is the difference between roast beef and pea soup???

















































anyone can roast beef........
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:44 PM   #6
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anyone can roast beef........
Ok I'' bite
How come some can't have pea soup
Now be nice.
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:48 PM   #7
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How come some can't have pea soup
Now be nice.
read it again......

what the difference between roast beef and pea soup.....

anyone can ROAST a beef....

I dont know anyone who can PEE soup
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:58 PM   #8
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read it again......

what the difference between roast beef and pea soup.....

anyone can ROAST a beef....

I dont know anyone who can PEE soup
Yore crazy man
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Old 10-20-2007, 08:16 PM   #9
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hey I got more........



whats got 4 legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it feel out of a tree and landed on you it would kill ya??






































a pool table.....
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Old 10-20-2007, 08:19 PM   #10
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whats got 4 legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it feel out of a tree and landed on you it would kill ya??




































a pool table.....
YUP now that's a good one
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Now that pool table joke was funny.
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We need a smiley holding his nose because those jokes stink.
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Hey be eazy on tha Bamn hes still a puppy.
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:24 AM   #16
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that was the point.........the being old and being tired.....but some people didnt get that....
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whats got 4 legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it feel out of a tree and landed on you it would kill ya??





a pool table.....

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how would a pool table get in a tree?
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Squirels.........
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Giant SQUIRELS...........
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