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Old 10-26-2007, 08:08 AM   #1
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Default These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwi ch and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I' m not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispa tcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:11 PM   #2
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Old 10-28-2007, 04:24 PM   #3
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hard to believe these are real calls
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:06 AM   #4
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hard to believe these are real calls
not really now days, people do the darnest things anymore.......
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Old 10-29-2007, 09:10 AM   #5
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I totally believe all of those.

Have you ever stood back and listened to some of the people at the mall??? Reall winners and the scary thing is they are breeding.
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Old 10-29-2007, 12:45 PM   #6
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Kind of like walking around at the county fair. The weirdo's really come out of the woodwork then. Makes you wonder where they hide the rest of the year.
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