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Old 06-09-2011, 04:08 PM   #17681
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That would be it.
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Old 06-10-2011, 08:26 AM   #17684
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It's more like a carrot on a stick dangling just out of reach.
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Old 06-10-2011, 09:40 PM   #17685
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:20 AM   #17686
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Looks like we got a little rain last night.....nice we were getting a little dry around here.
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:27 AM   #17687
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Looks like we got a little rain last night.....nice we were getting a little dry around here.
We are really wet around here as the Missouri , river that is is really wide , but will not reach yours trully's home !

I'm going on a bike ride today , as it's a cool June day !
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:13 AM   #17688
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Looks like we got a little rain last night.....nice we were getting a little dry around here.


We got very little. The storms split up and went around us.
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:51 PM   #17689
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You must just live better than the rest of us wet devils !
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Old 06-12-2011, 07:37 AM   #17690
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Just picked the wife up from work on the bike. 60 degrees, nice wake me up. Going golfing now for the first time this year. Its gonna be ugly. Have a good day my friends.
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Old 06-12-2011, 08:32 AM   #17691
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Just picked the wife up from work on the bike. 60 degrees, nice wake me up. Going golfing now for the first time this year. Its gonna be ugly. Have a good day my friends.
Have a good day , yourself as it's raining here in Iowa !
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Old 06-12-2011, 03:30 PM   #17692
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Well after golfing I put another 80 miles on the bike. Nice trip down to see my parents. Talk about a wonderful day. 70 and Sunny with a slight breeze. I will take these all year long.
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Well after golfing I put another 80 miles on the bike. Nice trip down to see my parents. Talk about a wonderful day. 70 and Sunny with a slight breeze. I will take these all year long.


Beautiful day for sure. A little breezy here. The AC is off and the windows open
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Old 06-12-2011, 09:00 PM   #17694
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Took one of my grandson , the 12 year old , out to the range to shoot 22 rifle today , as I'm getting him started to help me take some yotes in the future !
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Looks like we have a string of nice days this week.

wish I could take the time off work to enjoy them all.
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wish I could take the time off work to enjoy them all.
Break that darn computer at work and wait to see what happens !

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Old 06-14-2011, 06:28 AM   #17697
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Break that darn computer at work and wait to see what happens !



That thought has crossed my mone on more than one day.
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Old 06-14-2011, 04:59 PM   #17698
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Old 06-15-2011, 06:01 AM   #17699
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Headed to the Doc this morning to get something for this damned poison ivy. It was so nice i decided to transplant a tree. Didnt pay any attention to what was around it cause I have never been allergic to it before.
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OMG!!!! That stuff kicks my butt.

I think it took me aolmost two months to get rid of it last time I had it. Even after going to the Doctors and getting a shot.

I start iching just thinking about it.


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Old 06-15-2011, 11:43 AM   #17701
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Got the shot and some pills.


MY arm is sore from the shot!!
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MY arm is sore from the shot!!


Suck it up Pansee!!
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You tell him , cause I hate and do react to that poison ivy stuff !
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Sir, yes Sir !
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Never really been bothered by poison. Hope you are doing better Macaroon.........
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what can he say.....he's still working on his translater.
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what can he say.....he's still working on his translater.
I think he needs to stop using Smokes as his translator.......
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I think he needs to stop using Smokes as his translator.......
This is what happens when one is under stress , down at my favorite watering hole and I don't have a translater , just a bunch of excuses , folks loose faith in the one telling the story !

In other words thet just don't want to hear that story again and again !
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Never really been bothered by poison. Hope you are doing better Macaroon.........
Much better now. Thanks Bisquit!
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Huh?????????
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That I really need that translater so bad !
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WOW.........did we have some storms last night. Its gonna be a nice hot and muggy day today.
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Actually had to go to work today for awhile to check up on a new program we have.
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Must be top secret stuff if you got called in !
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Must be top secret stuff if you got called in !
Not top secret but pretty important.
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
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4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
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5: If you have known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
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7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
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strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar
of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
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9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a match, you may ask the
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10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for
the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she is officially your
girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you
are sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless
model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick or punch another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14.Friends don't let friends wear Speedos.
Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
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16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
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18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
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20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
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21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting
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a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
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other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
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25: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of pink, lime
green, orange or sky blue.

26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a
Playstation 3. End of story.

27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
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That's alot of rules , mine is always bring a gun to a knife fight !

Really , I 'm a Christian and I will just pray for you all , and keep my 12 ga. handy just for $hits and giggles !

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