9 Words Women Use

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  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    9 WORDS WOMEN USE



    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, Do not question, or faint. Just say, you're welcome.

    8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@#K YOU!
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
     
  2. J.C.

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  3. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    Those are great and too true
     
  4. Wheely

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  5. Ronhop

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    Right-on brother...

    Ron
     
  6. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    I didnt know that you have talked with my wife:tape: .

    Funny Funny Funny