A CLEAN religious one for Holy Smokes

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, May 5, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
    they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
    "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
    the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
    would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
    home,
    when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
    $150?"


    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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  3. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Classic, I heard that one a couple years ago but had forgotten.:laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: +Now that'll preach.
    I can use that one from tha pulpit and everywhere. I love it!
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    your gonna tell that one in church tommarow aint yeah.........
     
  6. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    I can't wit ta tell tha Rosebud that'un in tha am.

    Yup We'll be gitten things on tha light side early with tha un(one)