A Democratic Holiday Wish

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by jcmorgan31, Dec 19, 2007.

  1. jcmorgan31

    jcmorgan31 Prodigal Son

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    To All My Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.

    Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



    To My Republican Friends:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
     
  2. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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  3. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    Very politically correct.
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    yeah we dont have a smiley for how hard i am laughing.......
     
  5. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :peace:
     
  7. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    :noidea: :noidea: :noidea:
     
  8. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    democrat..............
     
  9. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    fanboy...........
     
  10. bill10418

    bill10418 Why be Normal

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    Why be politically correct? Be like me--------Politically CHALLENGED
     
  11. Long Draw

    Long Draw Banned

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    Ive heard there are some parts of the country who want Mall Santa's to stop saying Ho Ho ho?:doh:
     
  12. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    yup deragetory term aimed at loose women.......:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    No No hablo ingles, que?
     
  14. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    I heard in PA a child was suspended from school for wishing their teacher a Merry Christmas. They said if it is done again they will be expelled.:noidea:

    I am just totally amazed everyday at what this country has become.:frusty: