A woman goes to bass pro!

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  1. Hoyt1986

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    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
    over to the counter.
    A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
    'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?
    He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
    I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him
    but drops it on the counter anyway.
    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
    and 10-LB Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale
    this week for only $20.00.
    She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
    dropping on the counter.. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit
    card drops on t he floor.
    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is
    really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could
    tell it was she, who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
    only person around.
    The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.
    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod
    and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?
    He replies, ' Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
    $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.
     
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