Beer Contains Female Hormones

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  1. pred8er

    pred8er He who eats fuzzy animals

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    Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
    (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
    men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
    within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
    subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.


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  2. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :D
     

  3. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:
     
  5. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    seems as though its the truth......:noidea:
     
  6. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    WOW................am I glad I gave that stuff up.:biggrin1:
     
  7. presspal111

    presspal111 Junior Member

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    that explanes every thing:doh: :Cry: :Cry: :doh: :Cry: :doh: :Cry: