Big Buck Logic

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing
    by a field
    browsing on acorns.

    8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're
    really getting along."

    4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they
    really take care of me!"

    Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than
    nothing I guess."

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck
    walks out into the
    field.

    The three bucks had never seen anything like him
    before, they were in awe.

    The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it,
    rubbed a phone pole and
    snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked
    on in amazement.

    8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4
    does... Who really needs10
    anyways?"

    4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I
    could only really use
    one or two of mine!"

    The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
    over to him in
    confusion. Suddenly the button runs out into the
    middle of the field!

    He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the
    place, snorts &
    weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin
    branch clean off!
    Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

    His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are
    you doing!?"

    "I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a
    buck!" he replies.
     
  2. bullfiddle

    bullfiddle Movin on up!!!

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    :bored: :bored: :bored: somebody already posted this...:noidea:
     

  3. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    I thought it was funny.
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    AHHH shut up:censored:
     
  5. Wheely

    Wheely Wheely Threads

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    still funny :lol:
     
  6. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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    at least twice.........:noidea:

    plus you're gonna get the nono finger for cussing....:biggrin1:
     
  7. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    ha

    I aint heard it and im lmao:lol:
    Good 1 Bunny:D
     
  8. ace7038

    ace7038 New Member

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    That is really good. My brother is still on the floor LHAO.